The May Day Mystery

[Capt Worley PE]

At first glance they are just gibberish, but analysis by fans has revealed that they seem to be laying out a story that involves The Orphanage, a secret society that is placing the ads, that wants to give away The Prize, which is a reward that is in a safe deposit box for whoever solves the mystery. The Orphanage transports White Rabbit/Wonder Bread, which are unknown items, and seem to have some obsession with Martin Luther because his image appears on a lot of the ads.

Here's a link to all the ads which are pretty weird to try and read.
http://www.maydaymystery.org/mayday/texts/index.html

 

[frazil]

Whoa, that's crazy! Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

 

[Master slacker]

dafuq iz dis?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Some truly weird shizzit. For some reason the truly weird amuses me.

Obviously some folks have a LOT of time on their hands.

 

[pbrme]

Wow! I wouldn't even know where to start with this.