the 237 Reasons to Have ***

[cement]

this story just begs for comment

237 reasons to have ***

my personal favorite: "I wanted to punish myself"

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Goal-directed-I wanted to get a raise

-Because of a bet

-I wanted to change the topic of conversation

:woot: :lmao:

 

[bigray76]

Physical

-My hormones were out of control

-I was attracted to the person

-It seemed like good exercise

Goal-directed

-I wanted to get a raise

-Because of a bet

-I wanted to change the topic of conversation

Emotional

-I realized I was in love

-I wanted to say 'thank you'

Insecurity

-I didn't know how to say 'no'

-I felt obligated

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It seemed like good exercise? New weight loss plan????

I wanted to say 'thank you'? Maybe that cute girl in marketing will thank me for holding the door for her earlier!

I guess the thought that "I'm horny" would be the hormones out of control?

-Ray

 

[MA_PE]

-I didn't know how to say 'no'-I felt obligated

:eyebrows:

 

[Capt Worley PE]

-I didn't know how to say 'no'

But I know how to say 'ho.'

 

[Dleg]

:lmao:

 

[benbo]

He offered to give me his NCEES pencil

I believe this was the number one female response, just to avoid any misunderstanding here.

 

[Guest]

^^^ Winner !! :multiplespotting: :multiplespotting:

JR

 

[ktulu]

What about repetition? It was what was preached to me growing up in baseball...repetition, repetition. Only fitting it be carried over to ***...

 

[DVINNY]

how about.

1. My cellmate Bubba said it was time to

2. Water systems have an air release valve, I have ***

3. The rent was due

4. we were in the middle of the lake, he said "put out or swim"

5. it was either that, or watch "To catch a Predator" again

6. I figured I could just "yada yada yada" over it tomorrow

7. I was home alone, the blow up doll was there...... yada yada yada.....

 

[cement]

what about "woke up with wood"?