the 237 Reasons to Have Sex

[cement]

this story just begs for comment

237 reasons to have sex

my personal favorite: "I wanted to punish myself"

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Goal-directed-I wanted to get a raise

-Because of a bet

-I wanted to change the topic of conversation

:woot: :lmao:

 

[bigray76]

Physical

-My hormones were out of control

-I was attracted to the person

-It seemed like good exercise

Goal-directed

-I wanted to get a raise

-Because of a bet

-I wanted to change the topic of conversation

Emotional

-I realized I was in love

-I wanted to say 'thank you'

Insecurity

-I didn't know how to say 'no'

-I felt obligated

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It seemed like good exercise? New weight loss plan????

I wanted to say 'thank you'? Maybe that cute girl in marketing will thank me for holding the door for her earlier!

I guess the thought that "I'm horny" would be the hormones out of control?

-Ray

 

[MA_PE]

-I didn't know how to say 'no'-I felt obligated

:eyebrows:

 

[Capt Worley PE]

-I didn't know how to say 'no'

But I know how to say 'ho.'

 

[Dleg]

:lmao:

 

[benbo]

He offered to give me his NCEES pencil

I believe this was the number one female response, just to avoid any misunderstanding here.

 

[Guest]

^^^ Winner !! :multiplespotting: :multiplespotting:

JR

 

[ktulu]

What about repetition? It was what was preached to me growing up in baseball...repetition, repetition. Only fitting it be carried over to sex...

 

[DVINNY]

how about.

1. My cellmate Bubba said it was time to

2. Water systems have an air release valve, I have sex

3. The rent was due

4. we were in the middle of the lake, he said "put out or swim"

5. it was either that, or watch "To catch a Predator" again

6. I figured I could just "yada yada yada" over it tomorrow

7. I was home alone, the blow up doll was there...... yada yada yada.....

 

[cement]

what about "woke up with wood"?