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I mark my territory in the shower daily.

Water Protip: flush the toilet once daily, just leave the seat down in the interim.

 
I've been "green" since before "green" was a fad, evidently. For those who keep writing poems about taco lunches, I'm sure they'll do more than just meet the bare minimum "green" shower requirement. ;)

 
I preserve at least half the rainforest every time I drink. Missing is just as good as not flushing, right?

 
Old joke:

Guy calls a plumber and says: "I have a leak in my bathtub."

Plumber replies: " Go ahead. It won't hurt nuthin'"

 
I mark my territory in the shower daily.
Water Protip: flush the toilet once daily, just leave the seat down in the interim.
My wife and I have been "green" like this for years.

My wife gets mad at me about once per week for "marking my territory" in the shower, despite the fact I do it just about everyday.

The thing I don't understand is why she can't seem to remember to flush in the morning. She uses the master bathroom toilet at 5am (about an hour before I wake up) and it isn't "discovered" until about 9:30pm that night when I start to get ready for bed (we use the main level toilet during the day). She claims she doesn't flush because she is afraid it will wake me up, but I keep telling her I sleep through her shower AND her using her hairdrier. I guess her real motive is that if I used the toilet like she said I should when I get up, then I would take care of the flush that she missed. :screwloose:

My only complaint about the 1 flush per day concept: If the toilet is used 1st thing in the morning in the top floor of a house that doesn't have AC and is still experiencing 90 degree+ daytime highs, "discovering" it at 9pm is like walking into a poorly maintained porto-potty. :puke:

 
I don't go out of my way to waste energy, pollute stuff, etc. But I also don't keep myself from enjoying the normal conveniences of modern society. I'm all for a low flush toilet, and flushing it after you use it.

 
Peeing in the shower just makes good sense - it prevents athlete's foot.

:true:

 
actually, mixed results in that search. but if Madonna does it, it must work, right?
I want Madonna to pee on me. . .or my feet. . . i think. . .

anywho, never pissed in the shower - I've chewed (and hence spit) in the shower, but i'm quite sure i was drunk - or maybe just jonesing for some nic

 

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