NASA Planetary Protection Officer

[Slugger926]

NASA has a new position open to protect the planet from aliens.  The sallary is $187,000 which seems low given the responsibility.

 

[Supe]

A risk I'm willing to take.

 

[frazil]

I want that job!

 

[knight1fox3]

A risk I'm willing to take.

Better polish up that resume Supe. Does that require engineering management then or no?

 

[Supe]

Nope.  Just one of those plastic "Deputy" badges.

 

[Dleg]

I think the announcement has been misconstrued. NASA is looking for a scientist to protect the earth from illegal aliens.  This is the Trump administration, after all.

I'm gonna build a wall, and Mars is gonna pay for it!

 

[snickerd3]

i real life MIB agent!!  

 

[frazil]

What are the qualifications for that job?

 

[Road Guy]

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

So a basic understanding of chaos theory and a laptop?

 

[knight1fox3]

 

[Slugger926]

I think they need to hire all of us.  We can come up with some cool places to have offices and travel to protect the planet.

 

[Dleg]

I want my office on Ceres!

 

[Slugger926]

Maybe Star Wars and Men In Black movies are actual documentaries?

 

[knight1fox3]

Maybe Star Wars and Men In Black movies are actual documentaries?

Well it was a long time ago.... :thumbs: