More Clerks quotes, less honest talk about the single people of EB trying to find a date

[NJmike PE]

"More Clerks quotes, less honest talk about the single people of EB trying to find a date."

Posted by VTEnviro on 29 July 2013 - 07:38 PM in Shoot the Breeze

To satisfy his requests:

 

[NJmike PE]

I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

37.

 

[NJmike PE]

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

 

[Road Guy]

Im not even supposed to be here today!

 

[NJmike PE]

Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Yup. Oh, wait a minute.

 

[Dark Knight]

I do not really understand what is going on with this thread.

 

[NJmike PE]

I do not really understand what is going on with this thread.

quotes from the movie. I was reading through VTE's post history. I came across one which I titled the thread's for. It was merely an attempt to honor him.

 

[Dark Knight]

^^^Cool

 

[YMZ PE]

You and I have something in common. We both eat Chinese.

Dick!

Exactly.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

He actually made it?

Yeah, but at what a price?