I don't think I'd have done it this way

[Capt Worley PE]

http://abcnews.go.co...hog-shoots-her/

Maybe its just me, but if I shot my girlfriend, I don't think I'd fess up to thinking she was a hog. I'd come up with something cute, or majestic, even if was illegal.

"Honey, I thought it was a beautiful baby seal!"

 

[Capt Worley PE]

OMG...the comment section had me rolling...

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/04/23/20120423police-man-hunting-hogs-shoots-girlfriend.html

 

[Road Guy]

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

RG - where did you get that pic of my ex?

 

[Road Guy]

Facebook

 

[Krakosky]

That hog is actually kind of cute. And innocent looking.

 

[jeb6294]

That hog is actually kind of cute. And innocent looking.

And delicious. Mmmmm...bacon

 

[engineergurl]

Wild hogs are not cute, they will chase you and can be quite mean.

 

[YMZ PE]

^ I knew they were mean, but I didn't know they also try to take half your assets in civil court.

 

[Wolverine]

^ Some will take half and then try to take the other half.

I went hoggin once. Lost my bacon.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I don't want it all, I just want your half. - YMZ

 

[YMZ PE]

*snort snort*