Dream Job Alert: You Could Get Paid to Drink Beer

[P-E]

Where was this job opening when I got out of school?

http://www.wideopencountry.com/smithsonian-wants-pay-drink-beer/

[COLOR= rgb(36, 38, 41)]"Attention all beer lovers, this is not a drill. The Smithsonian National Museum of American History needs you. The infamous museum is indeed looking for a beer historian/scholar. The person hired would conduct field research (a.k.a. drink beer) and collect data on America’s brewing history."[/COLOR]

 

[csb]

I have a friend who is a curator who applied for this. Pay is kinda low, but it's a cool job!

 

[Road Guy]

Several of my wife's coworkers husbands work for breweries and it's amazing how shitty (low) places like Avery, new Belgium etc pay...but they get to have cool beards and wear skinny jeans.....

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Are slim jeans provided by the company because that's the company perk I'm most interested in?

 

[matt267 PE]

When wearing skinny jeans, where does a guy put his testicles?

 

[P-E]

If you're married, at home. 

 

[MA_PE]

do skinny jeans and a true beer drinker go together?  I think not.

 

[Road Guy]

Nurses make fairly decent money $55K to $65K, its odd to hear them bitch about how they are the breadwinners of the family. these guys are younger than me but one of them has been at Avery for almost 10 years and I was told he makes around $45K & that's with a degree in microbiology (fairly decent major).. We don't co mingle all that much but these guys are extremely annoying to be around when we do.. But that's not a good financial picture to be in in this housing market..

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

If you're married, at home. 

Alternatively, in the wife's purse.