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[Road Guy]

 

[Supe]

I just can't get this monkey off my back.

 

[FLBuff PE]

To infinity...and beyond!

 

[engineergurl]

Why don't you come with me little girl, On a magic carpet ride

 

[mevans154]

"All I did was ask to see his pecker!"

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since.

 

[Dleg]

"Fuck you, Darwin! Ahahahahaha!"

 

[MA_PE]

I love redheads!

 

[cement]

have you ever done "the gerbil"?

 

[The Wizard]

You see that tree down there off to the right? That's my house. Do you accept acorns as payment for the ride?

 

[FLBuff PE]

I can show you the world...

 

[Supe]

Surprise buttsex!

 

[Wolverine]

The clearest sign of Uber's ascendance is that its name is no longer just a noun. It's become a verb, too, as in: How did you get home from that party? I Uber'd.

 

[roadwreck]

It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound ferret.

 

[matt267 PE]

It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound ferret.

Are you talking African or European birds?

 

[Wolverine]

It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound ferret.

Are you talking African or European birds?

How am I supposed to know tha.. .EEYYAAARRGGH!!!! [falls down dead]

 

[Dleg]

To answer that question, first we need to know the airspeeed of an unladen European Woodpecker.

 

[matt267 PE]

I guess we now know how small woodland creatures migrate.

 

[knight1fox3]

Depends on where he grips it....

 

[Dleg]

Sex position #183: The forward birdsquirrel