JR is a chick magnet, always has been. I'm jealous as hell.
All I have are random people who don't know me trying to play matchmaker.
It starts with, "I know this girl..."
And always involves one or more of the following:
A. Has a 'healthy appetite' for life
B. The new medications are really helping her
C. Looks pretty good considering how many miles she has on the tires
D. After what that crazy ex did to her last boyfriend, it's a good thing he's doing 10-15 in Supermax.
E. She's got the cutest little boy. No clue who the father is, but he's sweet nonetheless
F. She drinks herself half blind every night. What can I say, it's her thing.
G. ...and that's why they call her Sandpaper Sally