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I really need someone to bring me another beer.

I don’t even know where that tramp went. She leaves for hours. Always comes back and showers right away. I guess she’s been working out. Ha, I haven’t done that in years. Old lady still thinks I’m a beefcake.

Ever since your mom left this morning you just won’t shut up. Seriously, I have a headache now.

STOP!! Geez can’t you understand English?

I said STOP crying.

And I’m not coming within ten feet of you until your older brother wakes up from his nap and changes your stinky diaper.

You can have another bottle of milk in a few hours... what are we made of money?

Just stay over there in your crib and cry why don’t you. See if I care.

What the HELL?!

You know I only do laundry on second Sundays.

Spilled my beer all over these fresh, only worn three days, khakis.

Now look what you just made me do...

I swear if I have to get out of this chair, I’m gonna...

Go see your mother

I hear you crying, and yet I do not feel compelled to comfort you.

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Good morning. You’re welcome.

Night T(w)ime