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aaaaaannnnnnnddddddd now that song will be stuck in my head all day.

D'oh!

totally... he looks like he's probably from Colorado.

OK... somebody smuggled a freaking croc onto a plane. 1st question: WTF is wrong with airport security? 2nd question: How big could it be if it fit in sombodys luggage (presumably a carry on since it was in the cabin)? Did everyone really freak out that badly about an ~18" reptile?

^you can be both. good luck everybody!

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the dude on the couch looks like me at 16... except my hair was about 3 inches shorter.

her expression is priceless!

I think hearing a man order a "woo woo" would convince me that I was in the wrong bar.

I didn't do no photoshopin'

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I'm picturing a dolphin all tatted up with a goatee... maybe a blowhole piercing.

what about non-intensive purposes? or extensive purposes?

If you are a coffee person, DEFINITELY have a cup before the exam. Nobody wants to be sitting next to the dude going through withdrawal during the test. Don't over do it though, you also do not want to be in the restroom all morning.

^me too, except for the last several years, x=0... so they like to throw in some BS about the company's financial difficulty, and that I am on the "A" team....

Real engineers have a liquid lunch during the exam.

Ecstasy the night before sounds like a great idea... nothing like a serotonin crash to make you feel like sitting in an exam room for 8 hours straight. Any kind will do, but get them from sombody you know... not worth the risk of ending up with mescaline and having to chase the bubbles around...

^will that handle solids? nothing too huge, you know standard aerosolized fecal particulates, perhaps some light splatter?

Happy birthday dude!

The parenthetical statement contradicts the previous statement... If the engineer has insurance, suing the engineer "buys" you an insurance settlement... ...but it is amazing that with the shear stupidity of the premise behind your post(s in general) that detail is what I picked up on. Wow...