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I'm hoping things get posted by 23:59EST on Wednesday so I can update my application for a job that closes then

I guess that's the upside to having a toddler and two fat-******* cats, I had to do the very bare minimum because I knew they'd wreck everything I'd do. My husband eye-bolted down our tree through our hardwood *twitch*

I wish I were a noob... I've been here for 7.5 years... I just get to take on everyone else's meetings and work this week and I'm wondering why to bother with writing docs with 30 mins max between meetings

Too many meetings this week to be productive spam

Lucky SOBs, ha!  I had 3 weeks of vacation saved up, so I could work part-time for the 6 weeks before my son could start daycare. My project needed me closer to full-time because we had just gotten a new PM (#3 of 4 in 3 years) and we had a major NASA HQ-level design review the week after my...

Me. Eggs, dry multi-grain toast, apple, and a slice of Canadian bacon. I ate too much crap-food last night. I also feel hungover and I didn't have even a sip of alcohol

Yeah, this is why I'm in the one-and-done camp. I'm deathly afraid I'll have twins next time...

Your father sounds like a very wise man

Noooo tequila leads to babies or scandalous Facebook pictures

I feel that to my bones. Then again I only cried three times when pregnant, I cry all the time now though. WTAF hormones

European-butter-melting-into-real-maple-syrup spam

Still-looks-instagram-worthy spam

Sprinkling-french-toast-with-powder-sugar-to-hide-the-burnt-part spam

French-toast-is-still-edible spam

Burned-the-french-toast spam

Making-breakfast-for-the family-while-my-husband-ignores-the-toddler, who-in-turn, is-yelling-at-me-to-hurry-up spam

Had 45 hours before this morning but I'm salaried spam

I wish the greater CLE metro area had more reliable transportation

We live in the boonies, it's more of a "put ALL of the tacky crap that Home Depot and Walmart sell in your front yard and don't take it down until the snow melts in May" kind of neighborhood

What are those, and to answer that, nope. Fruit of the loom or Hanes cotton boxers.