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I see my favorite poster Tom is back. Tom's my favorite because he was so ******* hilarious. During the day it was all "Jesus Lives!" and during the night it was an alcohol-fueled trip to the dark side. Oh, the mammaries...

Which Muppet was this guy?

Thanks everyone! And what a birthday it was, let me tell you! I finally solved that nagging morning wood problem that has been bugging me since I passed the exam. The solution, surprisingly enough, involved little more than the crack of Dawn. I played a round of golf and a few games of...

I'm surprised to see this thread is still around. Which is good, because I had a horrible manscaping accident recently. But I think I will spare the details, until I have healed emotionally.

Dear Female Engineers: I have a problem: I am designing an aeration basin that is supposed to treat domestic wastewater with an average strength of 200 mg/L, at an average flow of 6.5 MGD, and a peak flow of 8 MGD. What confuses me is that I have a sidestream from a fish processing plant that...

Your friend is an *****. You can tell him PE-ness said he is wrong.

Well, I don't know about airports, but when I drop my kids off at the pool, I am always there to personally ensure they make it in the water.

I think this advice comes a little too late.

Thanks for the advice, guys. I can always count on EB. Unlike that "other board", where I get banned all the time (I still don't understand why). I tried airing out my seamonkeys for a while in an airconditioned room, and they seemed to respond well. So perhaps it was a temprature issue...

And who better to wish it, than me, PE-ness! :dancingnaughty: :multiplespotting: :bananadoggywow: :bananadoggywow: :bananadoggywow:

You know, I always get hairs caught in my throat when I do that. Maybe that's snickerd's problem; not the allergies. A hair in the throat will do it every time. I suggest shaving the cat.

So this average white guy was peeing in a public toilet, standing at the urinal, when this big black guy comes running in to the urinal next to him, whips out a giant, 12 inch schlong, and says "Whew! Just made it!" and begins relieving himself. Not being able to help seeing the enormous...

Tell me about it. As far as the original question goes, I prefer no condom at all. But being a practical fellow, I realize there are times when using one may prevent greater discomfort down the road. But I really hate that suffocating feeling of using one....

I am not married, but if I had to choose, I would probably marry a stripper. Or, preferably, a string of strippers - getting a new one every time I grew tired of the lack of new things to talk about with the previous stripper. But then again, if I could marry an engineer, who is also a...

So it should go without saying that I have been growing some Sea Monkeys for a while. Well, a recent turn of events has me worried. One evening, I checked in on them and found that there were far fewer "swimmers" than there used to be, and in fact, there were a few of them lying dead in the...

I've never been a big fan of teeth.

No kidding! I've been so hard up lately that I've been talking with my regulator. He's a real "pro" from the State government, if you know what I'm saying. I'm not looking for any work from him though; I am just looking for him to ease up a little bit.

"Debbie Does Lubbock" was the only prequel I ever saw, and by strict definition, it "sucked".