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anyone know a lawyer in the new england area..? DM me. 

it was a cheesy seafood roll. that's it  @tj_PE 

IT WAS V V V V OFFENSIVE. SURPRISED WE DIDN'T DIE OF A STROKE.

who wants to go to a colts game with me next year!! https://www.colts.com/news/colts-2019-home-away-opponents-finalized also open to going to any 49ers game  https://www.49ers.com/news/a-first-look-at-the-49ers-2019-opponents also open to going to any game at a cool stadium that is worth visiting.

BLARING CNN AND HOPING HEARING THE NEWS V LOUDLY WILL SCARE HIM BECAUSE IT SURE SCARES ME

UGH HES BACK AND DROPPING ACORNS AND SQUEAKING AND SCURRYING AROUND

omg hahahaha don't tempt me 

I’m making her pay the packing/unpacking too!

Ok - squirrel update.  I’m moving next Friday.

Hi friends. So I’m officially moving to a new place so that squirrel can **** off. edit: this is not the thread where i originally posted about the demon squirrel and landlord situation. My b.

welp on a lighter note!  https://www.wired.com/story/facebook-10-year-meme-challenge/ 

can we talk about the gillette commercial. someone give me your opinion? 

making my picks for this weekend like  

& update #3: I hate car salesmen. That it all.

Update #2: my mom isn’t THAT bad because she’s going to go to Atlanta with me if the colts get to the super bowl.

Update: my mom sucks and scared the hell out of me for no reason. Apparently my doggo got pine needles in his eye from their Xmas tree and has an infection. He’s on antibiotics for the next two weeks and will be fine. Way to shave a few years off my life, mom. 

Warning: depressing message ahead just got a text from my mom saying that our 16 year old dog is going blind. :(   :(   :(  I know he’s getting old and this is normal but i feel nauseous and depressed :(  

Update: if colts get to the super bowl, I’m going. Just confirmed with my mom (lmao fml) that she would go with me if they go. Soooo LETS GO

Is this anyone else during their favorite teams game??  I have never related to anything more hahaha

FURIOUS