Corrupt a Wish!

Capt Worley PE · May 9, 2008

The idea of the Corrupt a Wish thread is for the person above you to post a wish, and the following reply to completely ruin the wish, and post his own wish. It's quite funny, honest.

For example:

I wish I could afford a house.

Granted! But it is a crackhouse in Compton.

I wish....

I'll start...I wish I had a new Corvette.

jmbeck · May 9, 2008

Capt Worley PE said:
I'll start...I wish I had a new Corvette.

GRANTED!

I wish I had a yacht!

MA_PE · May 9, 2008

done.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

jmbeck · May 9, 2008

MA_PE said:
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Granted!

I wish I didn't have to work!

ODB_PE · May 9, 2008

done

I wish I had lots of money

jmbeck · May 9, 2008

ODB_PE said:
I wish I had lots of money

ABRA KADABRA!

I wish I was fishing!

ODB_PE · May 9, 2008

sorry to temporarily break the thread, but that is pretty phenomenal. Check out that earing!

Now back to jmbeck who wishes he was fishing....

jmbeck · May 9, 2008

ODB_PE said:
sorry to temporarily break the thread, but that is pretty phenomenal. Check out that earing!

Yeah, once I posted that at full screen (sorry, I don't sizes 'em, I just posts 'em), I was like "is that a diamond encrusted little.... Surely not...well, maybe."

jmbeck · May 9, 2008

wilheldp said:
I wish I was golfing.

Here's a tribute to a finely tuned athlete on the verge of greatness!

DONE!

I think the secret to longer shots off the tee is to have your cigarette in a parallel plane to your swing arch. Here, Mr. Daly demonstrates that technique.

I wish I had a house!

Flyer_PE · May 9, 2008

jmbeck said:
I wish I had a house!

How's this:

I wish I was flying.

RIP - VTEnviro · May 9, 2008

^ OK!

I wish I had a CAB.

wilheldp_PE · May 9, 2008

Awww..did my fish hook picture post get deleted? I see that jmbeck responded to it, but I don't see the post any more.

Regardless, jmbeck, you should have found the pic of Daly shirtless and shoeless with a cig in his mouth. It's classic.

jmbeck · May 9, 2008

wilheldp said:
Regardless, jmbeck, you should have found the pic of Daly shirtless and shoeless with a cig in his mouth. It's classic.

That was actually what I was looking for, and couldn't find it.

jmbeck · May 9, 2008

VTEnviro said:
I wish I had a CAB.

This one actually brings back memories...

My grandfather was somewhat of a cheapskate. I can distinctly remember opening their refrigerator and seeing solid white cans with the words "Beer" or "Light Beer" printed on the can.

I wish I was famous!

RIP - VTEnviro · May 9, 2008

^ Ahh, it's too bad I missed the no frills generic craze of the early 80s.

I wish I was famous!

Our top news story - Jmbeck was announced as the new president of NAMBLA today!

I wish I had a new computer.

jmbeck · May 9, 2008

VTEnviro said:
I wish I had a new computer.

I wish Mississippi State would win a National Championship!

Sschell · May 9, 2008

CONGRATULATIONS!

Missippi State wins national inbreeding championship!!!

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.

Casey · May 9, 2008

Done!!

I wish I was more handsome than I already am.

jmbeck · May 9, 2008

Casey said:
I wish I was more handsome than I already am.

SHAZAM!

I wish I lived in Hawaii!

roadwreck · May 9, 2008

jmbeck said:
I wish I lived in Hawaii!

Done

I wish I had $2 pints

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