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29 minutes ago, Master slacker said:

waht is this mafia thing of which you speak?

 

It's where I stab you with a woodchipper 

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2 minutes ago, JayKay PE said:

It's where I stab you with a woodchipper 

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9 minutes ago, Chattaneer PE said:

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1 minute ago, Chattaneer PE said:

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@MadamPirate PE I am not choosy.  I like killing people in all the exciting new ways.  Bedazzled kettlebell.  Exploding hot desserts.  Bear.

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6 minutes ago, JayKay PE said:

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@MadamPirate PE I am not choosy.  I like killing people in all the exciting new ways.  Bedazzled kettlebell.  Exploding hot desserts.  Bear.

That bear only took me down because I ran out of bullets. 

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I forgot I had some Patriot Colombia coffee. Used it in the french press this morning and it was pretty good.

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FOOOO FIGHTERS ARE TOURING IN MAY AND I GOT TICKETSSSSSSSSSSSS SEE YOU SOON DAVE GROHL

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Just now, txjennah PE said:

FOOOO FIGHTERS ARE TOURING IN MAY AND I GOT TICKETSSSSSSSSSSSS SEE YOU SOON DAVE GROHL

Hmm... I didn't know you liked the Foo Fighters.

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2 hours ago, MadamPirate PE said:

That bear only took me down because I ran out of bullets. 

The bear took you down cause you had a service weapon that just pissed it off.

Round these parts, if you're not carrying a 357 mag (and are accurate with it) or a 44 mag or larger (45's don't count), you can typically kiss your ass goodbye, if it's not a bluff charge. I've told a few folks that carry something smaller / lighter (38 special, 9mm or similar) to save the last few rounds for themselves and their dog(s) as they'll be dealing with an injured bear which is even more dangerous.

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55 minutes ago, blybrook PE said:

The bear took you down cause you had a service weapon that just pissed it off.

Round these parts, if you're not carrying a 357 mag (and are accurate with it) or a 44 mag or larger (45's don't count), you can typically kiss your ass goodbye, if it's not a bluff charge. I've told a few folks that carry something smaller / lighter (38 special, 9mm or similar) to save the last few rounds for themselves and their dog(s) as they'll be dealing with an injured bear which is even more dangerous.

And a bear frustrated from a dating show, with their true love being denied by @Will.I.Am PE, is even more deadly.

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Why do they call it facebook when really it's just a place where people show their ass?

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10 minutes ago, JayKay PE said:

And a bear frustrated from a dating show, with their true love being denied by @Will.I.Am PE, is even more deadly.

I feel like I miss all the good stuff. This and some lawyer thread?  Oh well.

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Just now, Audi driver, P.E. said:

I feel like I miss all the good stuff. This and some lawyer thread?  Oh well.

Oh dang! You missed the lawyer thread?!?

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2 minutes ago, Chattaneer PE said:

Oh dang! You missed the lawyer thread?!?

I thought I made that clear.

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Just now, Audi driver, P.E. said:

I thought I made that clear.

Banned for not understanding the rhetorical question.

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1 minute ago, Audi driver, P.E. said:

I thought I made that clear.

You want a summary?

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Just now, Chattaneer PE said:

You want a summary?

Sure.

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1 hour ago, Audi driver, P.E. said:

Which one of you was it that left something at baggage claim?

 

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again.  This happens all the time.  It's detachable.

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20 minutes ago, JayKay PE said:

And a bear frustrated from a dating show, with their true love being denied by @Will.I.Am PE, is even more deadly.

now he really wont come back

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