The other day I was informed by a gay acquaintance that I had "acted really gay" while screaming the instructions to some FNG's at our local Hash House Harrier run. That makes about as much sense as telling a drill instructor that he looks gay while screaming at recruits in bootcamp.
Nevertheless, it got me kind of worried. There I was, screaming out instructions while smoking on a big old stogie I had lit off a plank from the fire, picturing myself more like Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge :dsgt: , only to be told that I was coming off more like Brokeback Mountain. :thatsgay:
So it got me thinking, why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?
:jk:
- the guy really did tell me that ( :wtf: ), but it didn't cause me to think much about it. I just think it's a great excuse to share one of my all-time favorite Onion articles.
:thatsgay: :thatsgay: :thatsgay: :thatsgay: :thatsgay: :thatsgay: :thatsgay:
Nevertheless, it got me kind of worried. There I was, screaming out instructions while smoking on a big old stogie I had lit off a plank from the fire, picturing myself more like Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge :dsgt: , only to be told that I was coming off more like Brokeback Mountain. :thatsgay:
So it got me thinking, why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?
:jk:
- the guy really did tell me that ( :wtf: ), but it didn't cause me to think much about it. I just think it's a great excuse to share one of my all-time favorite Onion articles.
:thatsgay: :thatsgay: :thatsgay: :thatsgay: :thatsgay: :thatsgay: :thatsgay: