Need suggestions! Fun Bday Countdown

[User1]

Wait, only 48 oz of craft beer??

I still have 24 sitting under my desk! 

 

[User1]

For 29 we gave 29 pennies - can anyone guess why? 

 

[csb]

For 29 we gave 29 pennies - can anyone guess why? 

Apparently not. Why?

 

[MA_PE]

because the boss is a cheap *******!

 

[User1]

Apparently not. Why?

pennies are made of copper and the atomic number of copper is 29. wew!

 

[matt267 PE]

When does he get Mary Jane and her 5 sisters? 

 

[Dleg]

pennies are made of copper and the atomic number of copper is 29. wew!

Pennies these days are actually 97.5% zinc (atomic number 30) and only 2.5% copper, so technically you should have given him 30 with a piece missing from one of them since the combined atomic number of a penny is 29.975.

 I'm a dick.

 

[User1]

Pennies these days are actually 97.5% zinc (atomic number 30) and only 2.5% copper, so technically you should have given him 30 with a piece missing from one of them since the combined atomic number of a penny is 29.975.

 I'm a dick.

well, ****.

 

[csb]

My 68-year-old friend talks about trading in his almost 68-year-old wife for two 25-year-olds and an 18-year-old. Have you thought of this approach for your boss? 

 

[User1]

My 68-year-old friend talks about trading in his almost 68-year-old wife for two 25-year-olds and an 18-year-old. Have you thought of this approach for your boss? 

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL if only my company was a little more eccentric. lolol