Yes, bigdummy, I have the lie detector results right here. We asked, "Was it f*cking original?" You answered yes. And the lie detector tests showed...you told the truth!
AirlinePilot, I have the polygraph results right here. We asked you if you did two years in juvie. You said yes. We asked if you had a 4.0 at any, ANY time in your high school career. You said yes.
And the test results showed....you did NOT tell the truth.