WTF?!? Results were released and no one is in the drunk tank??
My celebration consisted of a single (one) bottle of wine. It's all we had.
Hardly drunk, but figured this was the place to be.
Are you kidding me? If it were past 3PM EST I'd agree, but it's not even noon. They're coming today. You are just trying to deflat your own hopes on the off chance they don't come today. Take your Debbie-Downing elsewhere.