April 2018 15K SPAM thread

[matt267 PE]

I just agreed to get something done by tomorrow.   I should know better than that. 

Just call out sick.

 

[tj_PE]

Just call out sick.

I wanna call out sick bc I have 35 hours of sick time I'm not gonna get paid out when I leave lol

 

[NJmike PE]

and when thursday comes, tell them you meant tomorrow, then.

 

[matt267 PE]

Just call out sick.

I wanna call out sick bc I have 35 hours of sick time I'm not gonna get paid out when I leave lol

Use it or lose it.

 

[P-E]

I'll start doing shots of whiskey and hurl on my keyboard.   That should do it. 

 

[NJmike PE]

I'll start doing shots of whiskey and hurl on my keyboard.   That should do it. 

that's a waste of good whiskey

 

[P-E]

Not if it gets me a day off to drink beer. 

 

[Ble_PE]

Just call out sick.

I wanna call out sick bc I have 35 hours of sick time I'm not gonna get paid out when I leave lol

Again, what are they going to do?

 

[Road Guy]

that's why most places did away with sick leave and just have PTO - corporate genius!

 

[Master slacker]

falafel 

 

[knight1fox3]

Tomorrow is my Friday.  Going to NYC fora much needed girls weekend.

But who's babysitting the kids? :dunno:

I'm home alone with the kids today. I hope I don't run out of benadryl booze . 

Fixt.

falafel PB&J

Also fixt.

EDIT: ToP beotches! :bananalama:

 

[matt267 PE]

Spam

 

[Ble_PE]

Lunch post.

 

[Dleg]

I just had the absolutely best type of breakfast burrito available.

 

[ruggercsc]

Sitting in meeting Spam.

 

[NJmike PE]

pb&j for lunch

 

[leggo PE]

I just had the absolutely best type of breakfast burrito available.

This is weirdly specific. What was it?

 

[Ble_PE]

This is weirdly specific. What was it?

Don't get too excited, I'm sure it didn't have kale.  

 

[envirotex]

pb&j for lunch

pad thai

 

[leggo PE]

Don't get too excited, I'm sure it didn't have kale.  

You shush. There is no kale in my breakfast burrito, rather, chorizo!