Post a lie about the poster above

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ envies Donald Trump's hairstyle

 

[roadwreck]

^^ never exceeds the speed limit

 

[Flyer_PE]

^He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

[cement]

^ wears parachute pants

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ takes credit for every fart in the elevator

 

[YMZ PE]

^ Was arrested for streaking and publicly parking the monkey in San Diego shortly after his documentary went viral on YouTube.

 

[Supe]

^Filmed Dex's documentary

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Traded in the hillclimb car for a Prius.

 

[csb]

^ is just excited for the opportunity to work at his job

 

[Supe]

^Is an NSA whistleblower

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ is flying a cargo jet full of rubber dog $hit out of Hong Kong

 

[envirotex]

^^^beekeeping is his favorite past time.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Has a full scale replica of Darth Vader's TIE fighter in her garage.

 

[Ble_PE]

^Is Chucktown's bff.

 

[csb]

^ often fills in as Pitbull's replacement on tour

 

[Ble_PE]

^Rides a bike with a banana seat.

^ often fills in as Pitbull's replacement on tour

Not very often, but here's a pic of me as a fill-in:

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Has come to snuffTthe Rooster.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ Has a picture of Justin Bieber tattooed on his right butt-cheek.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Smells the whiskey burning down on Copperhead Road.

 

[Dark Knight]

^^^^^^Hates politics

****Edit: If there was a prize for the most blatant lie on this thread, this one would be the winner!!!!!!