EB.com CONTEST

[Sschell]

how dare you insult my physical disability!

I prefer mobily challenged to lame.

 

[frazil]

sorry sschell. The next person to post is mobily challenged.

 

[Sschell]

don't forget semi-retarded...

 

[Dleg]

How dare you insult my uneven intelligence!

 

[frazil]

This is the thread where everyone wins when the last person posts, so we should all stop posting.

 

[Sschell]

clearly you're gifted in MSpaint...what other real world experience do you need???

 

[MA_PE]

did anyone notice that Office Space was on AMC this weekend?

They also aired Blazing Saddles (I love that movie). work, work, work, work, how we doin' boys?

 

[Sschell]

both excellent movies... I have both on dvd and i only have about half a dozen dvd's

 

[Brody]

One of the channels, Comedy, I think, has Office Space on a lot.

 

[Guest]

^^^ You are officially deemed PSYCHO for posting at 4:20 AM !!!

:Locolaugh: :Locolaugh:

JR

 

[Brody]

^^^ You are officially deemed PSYCHO for posting at 4:20 AM !!!
:Locolaugh: :Locolaugh:

JR

Well, welcome to the club! :beerchug:

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Look, it's a pile of boogers!

 

[Dleg]

^You win.

Oops, I guess not.

 

[MA_PE]

It ain't over yet.

So Dleg let's "hear" some of the Hash limericks.

I once knew a girl named Louise

whose pubies hung down to her knees

and when it got hot

she'd tie them in a knot

and the crabs had a flying trapeze

 

[Dleg]

^^Good one!

I'm tellin you, the Hash limericks stunk. Here's one that was thought up by a guy named "Droolbag" (as in "he's so dumb, I'm pretty sure that Camelback is actually a drool bag!" He's actually a good guy, and is the legal counsel for our licensing board!). This one got booed both live and on-line:

There was a hash gal from Tana-peg

Who wouldn’t stop following Dog-leg.

She bared him a t_t.

Then he said (half the wit!),

“I’d rather you showed them to Drool-beg”.

 

[DVINNY]

Did someone say it's 4:20?

 

[Guest]

Did someone say it's 4:20?

Yeah, 4:20 AM - as in way too !@#$%^&* early in the morning!! ldman:

JR

 

[DVINNY]

It's always 4:20 somewhere.

hint: urban legend look up 4:20

 

[Guest]

hint: urban legend look up 4:20

:Locolaugh: :Locolaugh:

JR

 

[DVINNY]

No kidding,

two years ago I had a job along a place named "High Street". The guy that lived at 420, said that on April 20th(4/20), at 420 High Street at 4:20 pm, he has a party.