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11 minutes ago, Roarbark said:

@Audi driver, P.E. somehow went from being in the lead with 103 votes to being in last place with (-)324 votes. I must have missed something! Glad we have so many invisible people participating this round.

@JayKay PE must have a lot of NPC voters at this school

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5 minutes ago, Zach Stone, P.E. said:

I would love to. Unfortunately, we are currently in the middle of this semester's live class program while trying to incorporate a lot of changes for the new CBT version of the power PE exam has me really putting in the hours. I've never played before, I'd be happy to take a rain check for anytime after the (now cancelled) Oct 23rd PE exam :)

We'll totally hold ya to that lol

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5 minutes ago, Zach Stone, P.E. said:

I would love to. Unfortunately, we are currently in the middle of this semester's live class program while trying to incorporate a lot of changes for the new CBT version of the power PE exam has me really putting in the hours. I've never played before, I'd be happy to take a rain check for anytime after the (now cancelled) Oct 23rd PE exam :)

We'll totally hold ya to that lol

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Ahhhhhh.  Soap operas.  They cover so many genres.  I have no idea what's going on and I totally lied and did not plan anything this weekend like I said I was going to.  Enjoy.

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“Don’t you understand!  I loved you!”  @tj_PE ripped off their apron, throwing it to the ground of the empty galley kitchen.  Clean stainless steel bowls, racked after the final dinner rush, reflected them as they walked closer to the one who broke their heart.  “I trusted you to be there for me, and you weren’t!”

Sous chef @txjennah PE approached and laid a hand on @tj_PE’s shoulder, beginning to pull them away, “It’s not worth it.  You knew they weren’t worth it when they didn’t come to the competition that helped you fund this place.  This restaurant is your dream.  Not them!”  They gestured at the other figure in the kitchen, who had studiously not said a word.  “They’re not worth wasting your love on!”

@tj_PE was ready to respond, ready to let out all of those emotions, when the swinging door leading out into the main dining area swung open to reveal a nervous @Dothracki, server's jacket wringing between their hands.  “Ah, @tj_PE, there is a diner still here who wants to talk to you?”  They said, grimacing at the tense atmosphere in the kitchen but also worried about the lone person who refused to pay for their meal until they met the chef.

@tj_PE huffed and spun out the room, leaving behind their relationship of seventeen years, ready to take out their frustration on someone besides an old lover who kept popping up whenever they were least wanted.  They walked past the half wall that shielded the kitchen madness from the classy three-star restaurant and then paused when they finally saw who was waiting for them.  They had met many different characters in moving up the culinary ladder, but this was a first.

Paws folded in front of them on the table, the bear was already staring at @tj_PE when they noticed them.  Dressed in a three-piece, dark navy suit, the bear didn’t seem out of place in the high-class restaurant, where only 300-covers a night were sent out at a ridiculous fee, and yet...something seemed off in their character.  Something about them seemed dangerous...but alluring.

“Извините, я не хочу перебивать,” The bear said, pushing away from the table and standing up, “Но мне нужна твоя помощь.”  They reached into an inner pocket for a wad of cash, pulling off a few notes to allow drift to the tabletop, and when they replaced the money their hand had exchanged for something more serious: a detective badge.  “Ищу рыбу.”

@tj_PE blushed at the blunt language and then cursed at themselves for the reaction.  They were a hardened head chef who had clawed themselves through hell to get to this position!  Some cute detective wasn’t going to throw them off their groove!  

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”  They answered.

“Твой парень?”

“My ex.”  @tj_PE, sniffed.

An extra toothy grin was received from the bear detective at that.  It seemed like the interest wasn’t completely one-sided.  Without waiting for @tj_PE to continue the flirting, the detective pushed past them to enter the kitchen, where @txjennah PE was arguing with @RBHeadge PE, who was angrily swimming from side to side inside of their bowl.

“Ah, we meet again, Detective @blybrook PE”, sneered @RBHeadge PE, whose three eyes blinked in rapid succession.  “I didn’t expect to see you in such a place of...refinement.”  They sniffed, two of their eyes going to @tj_PE who entered behind the newly named detective, “Of course, sloppy seconds were always more to your taste.”

@tj_PE was mortified at what their ex-lover had said, the stress of a busy Saturday slamming into them all at once causing them to miss @blybrook PE say “Вы арестованы”, but felt vindictive glee when their ex was poured from their bowl into a Tupperware container.

Pleasantries were exchanged between @blybrook PE and @txjennah PE, who was happily married and thus unaffected by the charismatic detective, which meant @tj_PE was caught in the full beam of oozing charisma from @blybrook PE as they passed to book the villain.  

“Я вернусь позже на десерт.”  @blybrook PE said with a wink, the kitchen door swinging shut behind their proclamation.

@tj_PE was shocked.  They were a head chef.  Head chefs weren’t supposed to fall in love!

@RBHeadge PE was mafia

The remaining players are:

@DuranDuran, @txjennah PE, @squaretaper LIT AF PE, @jean15paul_PE, @Roarbark, @Dothracki, @tj_PE, @LyceeFruit PE, @NikR_PE, @Road Guy, and @Audi driver, P.E.

The final vote was:

3 @Dothracki (lycee, RBH, JP)

4 @RBHeadge PE (txj, Duran, doth, tj)

1 @Audi driver, P.E. (square)

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1 hour ago, Roarbark said:

@Audi driver, P.E. somehow went from being in the lead with 103 votes to being in last place with (-)324 votes. I must have missed something! Glad we have so many invisible people participating this round.

@Audi driver, P.E. is very good at endearing themselves to others.  It's their natural charm.

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Lmfao what in the even heck?! I was rbs lover and now I have the hots for bear! 

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40 minutes ago, tj_PE said:

Lmfao what in the even heck?! I was rbs lover and now I have the hots for bear! 

Soap opera romances are very convoluted. Your heart is super fickle, but your passion is as hot as the oven you use to cook amazing dishes!!!

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8 hours ago, JayKay PE said:

Dressed in a three-piece, dark navy suit, the bear didn’t seem out of place in the high-class restaurant

🤣🤣🤣

 

Also how did we manage to get the mafia on the first two days? This is the polar opposite of last round.

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9 minutes ago, Dothracki said:

🤣🤣🤣

 

Also how did we manage to get the mafia on the first two days? This is the polar opposite of last round.

YOU WEREN'T HERE IN THE ROUND WHERE @Roarbark DID THE BORK BORK BORK.  Ah, such joy.  Made me so happy.

As for you guys getting the mafia...Getting them all is usually the hard part.

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1 hour ago, Dothracki said:

🤣🤣🤣

 

Also how did we manage to get the mafia on the first two days? This is the polar opposite of last round.

Some players are investigated early and often, have well known priors, or are often nightkilled early. If the RNG gives them roles then the round can accelerate or slow as applicable.

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20 minutes ago, RBHeadge PE said:

Some players are investigated early and often, have well known priors, or are often nightkilled early. If the RNG gives them roles then the round can accelerate or slow as applicable.

RNG?

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9 hours ago, Dothracki said:

🤣🤣🤣

 

Also how did we manage to get the mafia on the first two days? This is the polar opposite of last round.

Luck also plays a role.

Getting Cheby on day 1 was pure dumb luck.  I really wasn't going to vote after our son pulled my own name out of the box, but I was having so much fun with it so I let him pull out another name.  It just happened to be Cheby and as luck would have it he lost the RPS.  

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52 minutes ago, Dothracki said:
55 minutes ago, LyceeFruit PE said:

RNG?

Random name/number generator; not to be confused with FNG.

Also not to be confused with RNJ (Random Number Jesus)

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Sorry for the late update.  This government employee actually doing work, whaaaaaaat?

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The beeping in the emergency room seemed to be getting louder and louder as the time went on.

"Doctor, are you sure there is nothing you can do for him?" asked @LyceeFruit PE tearfully from the visitor's chair.  Their handkerchief was soaked, makeup looking completely untouched, and the air around them seemed to have some sort of Vaseline smear.  In fact, only @LyceeFruit PE, the doctor (a bear with literally a stethoscope hanging around its neck), and the comatose patient @DuranDuran were in focus if you had looked through the viewing window.

The bear snuffed at a nearby cotton ball before swallowing it in one bite. 

@LyceeFruit PE burst into hysterics and threw themselves on @DuranDuran's prone body, causing them to begin convulsing.

The beeping became faster and faster before abruptly stopping-What, no!  Could it be!  Was our lead player finally succumbing to the lifelong disease they had their whole life?

@LyceeFruit PE sat back, eyes dry, and a cruel smirk lit up their features in a different manner.  "Finally things are going according to plan," they said, purse opening so they could pull open a powder compact and touch up their face.  "Everyone said I shouldn't have hired you, Dr. @blybrook PE, that you were washed up and would never be able to cure my husband.  Little did they know, that was the point."

They snapped the compact closed, face restored to the beauty they were known for.  "Now I can finally run off with @jean15paul_PE who has two first names, which makes them obviously better, and use all the embezzled funds that @DuranDuran accumulated as an international man of mystery to start my alpaca farm."  @LyceeFruit PE stood, began preparing themselves for their second performance for the nurses outside (who obviously didn't come into the room because there was a bear?), only to pause-

Was that...was that the heart monitor starting up again?

They spun in disbelief, finding that Dr. @blybrook PE had performed an emergency tracheotomy on @DuranDuran's non-responsive body, removed the piece of tortellini that had been causing their reoccurring illness, and had already neatly stitched everything back together!  AND WITH NO BLOOD.  Amazing how they did all of that so quickly!

The bear turned and blinked at @LyceeFruit PE, "Не недооценивай меня" the bear grumbled, and they didn't know if they were more surprised by a bear speaking or the fact that it had wrapped up the season finale so perfectly.

We'll find out on tomorrow's episode of "Dr. Bear: Road to Redemption".

@DuranDuran was saved by the doctor last night.

The remaining players are:

@DuranDuran, @txjennah PE, @squaretaper LIT AF PE, @jean15paul_PE, @Roarbark, @Dothracki, @tj_PE, @LyceeFruit PE, @NikR_PE, @Road Guy, and @Audi driver, P.E.

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WTH? Am I the doctor or not?

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i can't say my fondness for bear is dwindling, that's for sure.

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