Valentine's Grinch

[Supe]

I keep it real, complete with plant food baggy.

 

[Wolverine]

Find a water tower or highway overpass with some graffitti on it and find a way to construe the words as a love message for your significant other.

Drive her to said location and take all the credit.

(...and now I'm not married anymore.)

 

[Supe]

Find a water tower or highway overpass with some graffitti on it and find a way to construe the words as a love message for your significant other.

Drive her to said location and take all the credit.

(...and now I'm not married anymore.)

I suspect she'll realize something's amiss when the initials on said water tower have no significance to either of us...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

This is what Mrs Dex requested this year:

http://www.berries.com/

Went through the order process to get this setup, $45 for a dozen strawberries. F-that.

 

[Road Guy]

http://youtu.be/FLAT9x0pjUc

 

[P-E]

We're going to western mass to watch ski jumping with some friends. Dinner afterwards should do it.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

If anyone would give me a Valentine's gift, all I would want is a sitter. To be able to do anything, even sitting at a fast food restaurant, without kids would be amazing. No friends or relatives nearby makes life hard sometimes.

 

[Supe]

If anyone would give me a Valentine's gift, all I would want is a sitter. To be able to do anything, even sitting at a fast food restaurant, without kids would be amazing. No friends or relatives nearby makes life hard sometimes.

Aside from one weekend last fall, I can count on one hand the amount of times the GF and I have gone out on a childless "date", and that is over a span of 5 years. We too are plagued by the no friends/relatives issue.

 

[engineergurl]

This is what Mrs Dex requested this year:

http://www.berries.com/

Went through the order process to get this setup, $45 for a dozen strawberries. F-that.

maybe make her your own?

 

[csb]

Our anniversary is January 22. We typically skip Valentine's Day. I bought a card this year for the first time in forever.

 

[goodal]

We decided to go out for sushi (her favorite) friday night, but that doesn't really get me off the hook.

 

[engineergurl]

my husband is still trying to figure out what he got me last year. I feel sort of bad because last night I was all like "I can't believe you don't remember last year, I made you the bacon roses" (which he doesn't remember either).

 

[NJmike PE]

This is what Mrs Dex requested this year:

http://www.berries.com/

Went through the order process to get this setup, $45 for a dozen strawberries. F-that.

maybe make her your own?

this. magic shell works

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

If anyone would give me a Valentine's gift, all I would want is a sitter. To be able to do anything, even sitting at a fast food restaurant, without kids would be amazing. No friends or relatives nearby makes life hard sometimes.

Aside from one weekend last fall, I can count on one hand the amount of times the GF and I have gone out on a childless "date", and that is over a span of 5 years. We too are plagued by the no friends/relatives issue.

Doesn't have to even be on Valentine's day....any day would be great!

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

This is what Mrs Dex requested this year:

http://www.berries.com/

Went through the order process to get this setup, $45 for a dozen strawberries. F-that.

maybe make her your own?

Easy to make your own, I did that once...for a party I think. Maybe it was a shower.

 

[knight1fox3]

^ wait. Was it strawberries or Jell-O shots?

 

[Supe]

How about a tray of those vodka-soaked gummy bears?

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

^ wait. Was it strawberries or Jell-O shots?

Both...different parties.

 

[snickerd3]

i always tell mr snick he better not buy flowers on valentines day since they are $9.99 the day before, and $40 the day of. we aren't huge celebrators of hallmark holidays

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/jim-gaffigan-can-we-get-rid-of-valentines-day/