There, I Fixed It

Professional Engineer & PE Exam Forum

Help Support Professional Engineer & PE Exam Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

Wolverine

Uncanny Pompadour
Joined
Sep 22, 2006
Messages
1,689
Reaction score
195
Location
Atlanta GA
ThereIFixedIt.com

Redneck Engineering at it's finest.

tifi-mmmpringles.jpg


tifi-postofficehardtimes.jpg


tifi-lakersgamelakeside.jpg


 
I bet the Pringles outflow the factory intake!

 
simply awesome
40c08475-ed4b-4197-b358-97ee262b2e24.jpg
had a social studies teacher who tried something like that. He and his neighbor held a running push mower above their heads, each on one side of the hedge. Long story short, my teacher only lost two fingers

 
This is awesome! I need to go browse that website some more....

 
simply awesome
40c08475-ed4b-4197-b358-97ee262b2e24.jpg
had a social studies teacher who tried something like that. He and his neighbor held a running push mower above their heads, each on one side of the hedge. Long story short, my teacher only lost two fingers
I always thought that was an urban legend.
Nope, his name is Mr. Levich
I worked with a guy, Mr. Dickerson, who stuck his finger in a chain saw to see which way it was running. He got off work over a month, and he was supposed to have been supervising us college interns working on a brush crew.

 
That reminds me of a joke:

One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen.

"What’s wrong, Bill?" his wife asks.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn’t."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"She and I both got fired."

 
Back
Top