"I'm terribly sorry, your majesty" sschell covered his mouth and stifled another laugh. "What can the Galactic Republic do for you?"
The Gerbil King's beady, black eyes betrayed no emotion. The Samuel L. Jackson voice, on the other hand, was whipped into a righteous fury. "Damn straight you sorry, sucka! Don't you ever let me hear you mouthin' off like that again! Be disrespectin' me an shit like that! Damn, fool! Now, get yo muthafudgin' ship over here to Omicron 4 and help us! Some ass-hole planet's been pushin' us around, and that shit just ain't right!"
sschell pressed the mute button and turned to his comms officer. "Frazil! What the hell is wrong with this translator! That didn't make any sense at all!"
"Sir, there is nothing wrong with the translator. That's what he said."
sschell turned to Ble, who just shrugged. The Gerbil King fidgeted on the screen. "What the fudge is goin on up there! Get yo ass back on the screen, now, muthafudga!"
"My apologies, your majesty. Could you repeat what you said?"
"Dammit, fool! I said there be a big, ass-hole planet around here, pushing us around and shit! What, you can't muthafudgin' hear? Open yo fudgin' ears!"
sschell stifled another giggle. "I see, your majesty. What planet is giving you trouble?"
"If I knew that, I'da blown those muthafudga's out of the universe by now! Why the fudge you think I be callin' fo you if I knew what planet it was that be fudgin with us? Shit."
"Well, your majesty, with all due humility and respect, and, uh, shit like that - can I say that? I'm guessing so, since you're talking that way - "
"Dammit, Fool! Don't you be disrespecting me with trash talk like that! Now, dammit, I ain't talkin' bout no regular planet. No sir. This be something else. A rogue planet, or some shit like that, sneakin' round at night, tryin' to probe the Gerbil planet from the rear-"
The bridge erupted in giggling and desperate attempts to hide the crew's amusement.