October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[MadamPirate PE]

working on a CWP spam

 

[RBHeadge PE]

and middle management just injected themselves into the process. the late December due date just became next week.

Not sure what the value added is going to be? I'm literally the only person in the agency that can actually read, understand, and answer this datacall.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Did they at least ask you before moving to deadline up?

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Did they at least ask you before moving to deadline up?

do they ever?

 

[txjennah PE]

"Lew-e-ville"?  Is that right?  It's a liquid-feeling word, so rolls right off.

The way they pronounce here is like "Lullville" except they swallow the middle L's.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

do they ever?

In my case, yes. But I don’t work for government.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

So much spreadsheet spam

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Well. Spam is spreadable, so you can make a sheet out of it.

 

[phillstill]

spam spam

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

This coffee is not waking me up!!!! It’s Louisiana style strong** coffee too.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

I want to be snowed in, it’s hot and muggy here.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Did they at least ask you before moving to deadline up?

Nope. **** flows downhill.

Did they at least ask you before moving to deadline up?

do they ever?

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Meme spam

 

[Tiger15]

Lou-eez-ee-anna, and New Or-lens,

Not Looo-ze-anna and N’awlins or New Or-lee-nz.

But native people don’t even agree on these.

^This!

I will add one caveat.

• If "New" comes in front like the city, it's "New Awe-lins", as in the "City of New Orleans" or "New Orleans, LA" (pronounced New Awe-lins)
  
• If you're saying it without the "New" in front like the street or parish, it's "Or-leens", as in Orleans Parish or Orleans Avenue. (pronounced Or-leens)
  

This is a subtlety that I feel like only locals grasp.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

I just got an email that my energy just got personal. Look, I don’t need my utilities getting personal, ok. If water starts this too, I’m moving. I mean, I don’t need them fighting over being personal with me...that’s sure to be deadly.

 

[NJmike PE]

now results will never get released

you guys killed the thread too soon

 

[leggo PE]

I blame @matt267 PE.

 

[Tiger15]

now results will never get released

you guys killed the thread too soon

the thread is killed?

spam?

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

I blame @matt267 PE.

I blame @Will.I.Am

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Who needs results anyway. We have the holidays. We don’t need no stinkin results.