October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

The important thing is that we all say SPAM the same way.

 

[Orchid PE]

The important thing is that we all say SPAM the same way.

SPAHM

 

[Orchid PE]

5 minutes ago, jean15paul_PE said:

What is happening on my computer?

That's about right.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Sp-ham.

 

[JayKay PE]

The important thing is that we all say SPAM the same way.

Yeah, with a long 'A' sound in the middle, right? Speɪm

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Shp-hahm.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Fake ham.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

SSS-Pam.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

SPAHM

No...

 

[RBHeadge PE]

So...the alphabet on LI has 25 letters?

They still have the letter "R", but it only gets pronounced at the beginning of words, and it occasionally gets pronounced at the end of words that don't have the letter "r"

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Welp, I tried diplomacy.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Wait....we gotta add that non silent L.

Splam.

 

[Orchid PE]

No...

Ermahgerd... sperm.

 

[Will.I.Am PE]

"Lew-e-ville"?  Is that right?  It's a liquid-feeling word, so rolls right off.

I'll break it down by syllable:

• LOO- This is the stressed syllable. It's also the only one that's remotely phonetic.
  
• Uh- It's pretty much like you got punched in the abdomen, but a little less breathy.
  
• Vul- This is where the cigar and 6 Bourbons really come in. As long as there's something resembling a V sound at the beginning and an L sounds at the end, you can't slur it too much.
  

LOO-uh-vul.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

More like..."SPALM."

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

More like..."SPALM."

This is making feeling like face-spalming.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Whatah youse guys doin heer?

sounds normal to me

 

[Orchid PE]

I'll break it down by syllable:

• LOO- This is the stressed syllable. It's also the only one that's remotely phonetic.
  
• Uh- It's pretty much like you got punched in the abdomen, but a little less breathy.
  
• Vul- This is where the cigar and 6 Bourbons really come in. As long as there's something resembling a V sound at the beginning and an L sounds at the end, you can't slur it too much.
  

LOO-uh-vul.

Lewis ville.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I'll break it down by syllable:

• LOO- This is the stressed syllable. It's also the only one that's remotely phonetic.
  
• Uh- It's pretty much like you got punched in the abdomen, but a little less breathy.
  
• Vul- This is where the cigar and 6 Bourbons really come in. As long as there's something resembling a V sound at the beginning and an L sounds at the end, you can't slur it too much.
  

LOO-uh-vul.

I swear I was never corrected and, again, I blame ESL parents, but I've always pronounced it (until recently) "Louis-ville". I'm a heathen, sorry.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Lewis ville.

This.