Not really politics

[Dleg]

I'm sorry, sort of political in nature, but the write up is just too funny not to share:

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Charges against Stormy Daniels are dismissed after Ohio strip club arrest



By Faith Karimi and Amanda Watts, CNN

Updated 6:24 PM ET, Thu July 12, 2018

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Documents accuse her of fondling patrons

In a probable cause affidavit obtained by CNN affiliate WSYX, detectives who were at the Sirens Gentlemen's Club said they observed Daniels remove her top and force patrons' faces into her chest.
 

"The officers also observed Ms. Clifford fondling the breasts of female patrons," Franklin County Municipal Court records show.
 
When officers witnessed those activities, three detectives approached the stage. Daniels allegedly made her way toward two detectives, leaned over and grabbed their faces. She shoved each of their faces between her breasts, court documents said.
 
She fondled a third officer's buttocks and breasts, according to the documents, and then forced the officer's head between her breasts and smacked the officer's face with her breasts.
 
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[Ble_PE]

"Forced" the officer's face between her breasts. Sure.

 

[Dean Agnostic]

The city attorney would have to investigate the facts and submit the matter to a grand jury. 

 

[Flyer_PE]

A stripper arrested for behaving like a stripper.  I'm shocked.

 

[MA_PE]

Are the officers going to charge her with assault?

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

"Forced" the officer's face between her breasts. Sure.

Guess she "busted" him up pretty good...

I'll see myself out.

 

[Dleg]

and smacked the officer's face with her breasts

I was personally most impressed with the journalistic use of the word smacked.

 

[mudpuppy]

In an interesting twist, from what I read, it sounds like all the officers involved were female.

 

[Supe]

The city attorney would have to investigate the facts and submit the matter to a grand jury. 

I'm on the case.  Someone's got to do it.

 

[Road Guy]

(customer) chics in the strip club usually end up getting pretty crazy

 

[jeb6294]

I was personally most impressed with the journalistic use of the word smacked.

Apparently "motorboating" has not made it to the thesaurus yet.

I happened to be driving up to Columbus the morning after this happened and that's all they were talking about on the radio.  If you can even find a strip club, Ohio has a law that you can't touch anything on nekid chick...Ohio still being in 1955 and all...and that's what they busted her for.  Two other strippers were arrested for the same thing so it makes it a little harder for her to say they were singling her out.

Sounds like the latest is that the charges were dropped because the law says something about "regular performers" at clubs and she was there as a one-night promotion kind of thing.

 

[Dean Agnostic]

I'm on the case.  Someone's got to do it.

. Your honor, I would like to recuse myself from the case.