Messi to Jail!

[Road Guy]

well as much as I hate soccer I am going to be a U14 head coach for (my sons)  rec team this fall  they always seem to be desperate for coaches- I even told they lady at Parks "I hate Soccer"

1 hour of goal kicks for everyone! every practice

 

[knight1fox3]

well as much as I hate soccer I am going to be a U14 head coach for (my sons)  rec team this fall  they always seem to be desperate for coaches- I even told they lady at Parks "I hate Soccer"

1 hour of goal kicks for everyone! every practice

Try not to get in any fights.   LOL

 

[Road Guy]

So with my 0.0 knowledge level of soccer, we won our first game, versus some rich kids, very nice 5-3 win..

I have a dad "helper" who I think played soccer in college so he knows all the cool soccer words like "cross" and all that ********.. he comes over to me about half way through the second half, you need to move so and so to this position, blah blah, blah. I just looked at him and said "were winning" aren't we?  he then walked back to his chair..

so far the 2 soccer mom coaches have been a huge help, they do talk a lot, they don't seem to have any ideas on what to do for practice but they like to wear their "coach" shirts and their yoga pants

1 down , 7 to go!

 

[matt267 PE]

they like to wear their "coach" shirts and their yoga pants

Pics or it ain't happening.

 

[Road Guy]

sure I will try and take a photo of them at practice tonight, I'm sure that wont look weird..

just google "fittest state in the US" and take my word for it..

 

[csb]

"Just taking pictures of the field. I want to try this grass on my lawn." 

 

[Supe]

They don't have eyes in the back of their head, and that's the perspective we're most interested in anyways.  

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

We're not asking for you to put a camera on your shoe.

 

[matt267 PE]

We're not asking for you to put a camera on your shoe.

But if you can....

 

[Supe]

You could always have your kid take the pic.

 

[knight1fox3]

https://www.amazon.com/Camera-Glasses-Eyewear-Recorder-Camcorder/dp/B017QTAWJ6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473713240&sr=8-1&keywords=hidden+camera+in+glasses

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Make sure RG uses EB link before purchasing spy glasses on Amazon so we can see his Hott assistants in action.

 

[jeb6294]

Ha ha, Road Guy. Way to get everybody riled up. I Googled "fattest state in the US" like you said and got a look at these yoga pants you're getting everyone all worked up about.

 

[Supe]

Those must be froyoga pants.

 

[Road Guy]

They skipped the yoga pants for some type of regular running pants - they must be on to me

 

[Supe]

What'd you take that picture with?  The world's oldest cell phone?

 

[matt267 PE]

Nice try, but you need a better camera.

 

[Road Guy]

It's a zoom in of a zoom in of a zoom in---but you can see the figure... pervs

 

[matt267 PE]

pervs

and?

 

[Supe]

It's a zoom in of a zoom in of a zoom in---but you can see the figure... pervs

I can barely make out that the soccer ball is round in that "photo", never mind the shape of that pink smudge in the background.