If You Could Ask Santa Claus Anything...

[Wolverine]

Yo bub, did you know where Osama was all along?

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Where's all the bacon and ho's?

 

[snickerd3]

Why Coca-cola?

 

[Ble_PE]

Where are all the naughty girls?

 

[Wolverine]

How do you keep the reindeer poop out of your face while dashing?

 

[Ble_PE]

How many horny moms have met you at the fireplace?

 

[Wolverine]

Dude, what's up with the nail clippers in my stocking every year? Every single year. Do you really think I have that bad a cuticle hygiene? Did you know you're just exactly like my mother?

Hey, wait a second . . . ? ? ? Naw, couldn't be. Forget it.

 

[snickerd3]

if the easter bunny poops jelly beans...do reindeers poop chocolate santas?

 

[Wolverine]

Boxers or briefs? Or is Kris Kringle a commando?

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

 

[matt267 PE]

Dear Santa,

What is the cut score?

 

[frazil]

Can I have a ride?

 

[kevo_55]

How did Rudolph get a shiny red nose?

 

[csb]

Is Mrs. Claus the naughtiest on your list?

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

In the most flirtious voice: "Is it true what they say about a man in red?"

 

[maryannette]

Santa, did you ever take the PE exam?

 

[P-E]

Santa, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[knight1fox3]

Santa, do you like movies with gladiators?

 

[roadwreck]

Hookers and blow.

 

[Supe]

What's your secret to avoiding diabetes?