I was drunk (continue the story)......

[RBHeadge PE]

the most exotic sounding thing on the menu: the inu roll. It was so

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Dog-gone good. Only later did I realize just how ironic that statement was. First thing I did after I understood was

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Order 5 more. two more for me, and one each for...

 

[Roarbark]

Skeeter and the two weasel-sized cockroaches which had been following me ever since...

 

[chart94 PE]

The war. Those were dark times. If it wasn't for skeeter and the cockroaches then..

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I might have starved to death. Dark times indeed. After eating and reminiscing, I went home and

 

[RBHeadge PE]

and saw that the neighbors car was on fire, so

 

[chart94 PE]

I setup a chair and some popcorn to watch and then..

 

[Booo]

I heard a knock on my door. It were the cops asking

 

[ChaosMuppetPE]

I heard a knock on my door. It were the cops asking

about why I was butt naked on the balcony of the Motel 4.  To quote Shaggy, “I told em it wasn’t me,” but then 

 

[chart94 PE]

They caught me on counter. So I then...

 

[Roarbark]

Stripped down to my underwear and yelled "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN" while hopping towards

 

[RBHeadge PE]

a van down by the river. I needed to get

 

[leggo PE]

myself out of the

 

[civilrobot PE etc etc]

kitchen and into some clean pants.  The last time I wore these pants

 

[Roarbark]

I was attacked by a herd of

 

[leggo PE]

Rabid sheep, who

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Killed me and ended the story.

 

[Booo]

But wait. I stood up again craving brains. So i

 

[RBHeadge PE]

made my way to the smartest place in town, the zoo. They've got these