I Got 999 First World Problems

[Supe]

We only have the big post-it notes, and I prefer the medium square ones.

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

I have a dozen fit-bits I just bought on ebay from Clemson, SC and no one wants them.

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[Audi Driver P.E.]

I don't have a fitbit, so I just have to use my phone to track my activity.

 

[scatsob]

30 days of the year I get paid to do absolutely nothing. 

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I'm having a challenging time getting my Camaro imported to New Zealand because the aftermarket exhaust I installed is too loud.

 

[southernbelle]

My window office sometimes gets too hot.

I just got a nail in the tire of my new car and now I have to get it plugged.

 

[Rebelry09]

The lights automatically turn off in the men's room at work if you've been in there too long, so sometimes I have to get up, open the door and wave my hand so the lights will turn back on.

 

[JHW 3d]

I'm running out of space on my DVR and need to delete episodes of Modern Family I've already watched but was hoping to keep a bit longer.

 

[Rebelry09]

Walked to get lunch and back.... forgot to put on my fitbit and now in second place for daily competition... (sorry MD test takers).

 

[Supe]

Had to eat lunch slowly so as not to sully my pristine white dress shirt.

 

[Louisdaboois]

There are too many bugs when I turn on my pool lights and my outside TV at night..

 

[envirotex]

I had spend last night cleaning out my closet so that I could get a new super-efficient HVAC unit installed today because that's the only access to the attic space for the downstairs furnace and return air. 

With a thermostat that I can control with my phone...

 

[jijir83]

Bought 5 new outfits for my 5-day trip because I have 3 months of laundry that won't do itself and the stuff in my closet is too dressy. It's interesting though... because when I lived in a 3rd world country my laundry was always done somehow and had a newly made outfit almost every Sunday. Mmmm...

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[glockjacket P.E.]

I got a promotion and a huge raise at a plant closer to my house without even applying, now I don't get to listen to morning radio show on my long commute

 

[thekzieg]

I got a promotion and a huge raise at a plant closer to my house without even applying, now I don't get to listen to morning radio show on my long commute

Condolences. 

 

[DuckFlats]

I touched this frog when opening my full sized beer fridge...

 

[snickerd3]

that looks more like a toad than a frog, but all the same EEWWWEEE

 

[DuckFlats]

that looks more like a toad than a frog, but all the same EEWWWEEE

I think it's a pinewoods tree frog. Whatever it is, it better be eating mosquitos.

 

[thekzieg]

The scroll wheel on my mouse started jumping when I scroll up, so I had to get a new mouse. The new one has a different hand-feel, and the page-back button on the LH side is hard to press.

 

[goodal]

Drafters computer started acting up, so we all have to get new workstations.