I am a Badass

[humner]

I just drank out of a soda can without wiping off the top first

 

[Capt Worley PE]

<--Never puts a tip in the tip jar.

 

[envirotex]

<---Brings home the bacon and fries it up in the pan.

 

[knight1fox3]

<---Told Emperor Palpatine that I would NEVER turn to the dark side....

 

[roadwreck]

<-- drinks milk after the sell by date.

 

[Ble_PE]

<----- Puts hot sauce on jalepenos.

 

[Guest]

<--- Doesn't run scandisk prior to inserting new media device

 

[FLBuff PE]

<---looks at msn on my iPhone

 

[engineergurl]

<---- wrestled alligators

 

[Master slacker]

signed refinancing papers and did not get a hand cramp.

 

[Wolverine]

<<--- Despite repeated warnings, steps on the blue suede shoes.

 

[snickerd3]

<---- has held fire in my hand without getting burned

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

.........has also defended the Star League against Zuur and the Kodaan Armada!

Dood! The Last Starfighter kicks ***!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

<--Never wondered "Did he fire six shots or only five?"

 

[humner]

just ate a half box of Freihofer's chocolate chip cookies, without milk.

 

[Jacob_PE]

<-----when i turn over a can of ravioli, every single one exits the can.

 

[Dark Knight]

<------- Told my wife that I always have the last word.

 

[Blake]

<--Always closing.

 

[humner]

can see from my retina to my cornea, on a clear day, when the wind is not blowing

 

[Master slacker]

Can fold a single piece of paper in half more than 12 times