I am a Badass

[mudpuppy]

<--- doesn't keep right when not passing.

You $*#&$@#! I hate you!

 

[mudpuppy]

<--- goes 5000 miles between oil changes.

 

[FLBuff PE]

<--- makes his own sammiches

 

[mudpuppy]

<--- doubles down on 8 with the dealer showing 6.

 

[snickerd3]

<--- i fixed the computer mouse my husband smashed up when fell backwards in his chair.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

<--Laughs at crying children.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

<--- laughs at Helen Keller jokes.

 

[snickerd3]

<--- drinks milk right from the carton.

 

[snickerd3]

<--- hasn't created a facebook timeline thing

 

[Ble_PE]

<------- Believes the 5 second rule.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

<--Doesn't have a Facebook account

 

[snickerd3]

<--- machine washes dry clean only clothes

 

[MA_PE]

<-------farts and blames the dog

 

[FLBuff PE]

<--- drives car with less than 1/4 tank of gas

 

[Capt Worley PE]

<--Leaves every stoplight like a top fuel dragster

 

[snickerd3]

<--- will eat with my fingers

 

[humner]

<------- Believes the 5 second rule.

I thought it was the 5 minute rule

 

[humner]

<-------- tells misbehaving kids in shopping malls that I work for Santa and I am going to tell on them

 

[Master slacker]

Eats raw cookie dough straight from the package.

<-------farts and blames the dog

<-------farts and takes credit

 

[kevo_55]

<---------- Said "no" once to the wife and lived.