Happy B-day!
...if this really is your birthday and not just a ruse to throw the NSA off your trail.
Oh, shoot, I hate when I give them ideas. Uh, um, ok, I only said that because it really IS his birthday, but I wanted you to think it was NOT his birthday, so I suggested it wasn't, knowing that you would think that I would only say that if it was not really his birthday.
Obfuscation complete.