Fatty Raises

[Dexman PE]

I don't know about anyone else, but the knowledge fairy tapped me on the head immediately after I got my passing letter. And gave me a lollipop.

you got "tapped" by a "fairy" huh? are you sure that was a lollipop?

No, the fairy drives a cargo van with no windows and "Free Candy" spray-painted on the sides, wears a clown outfit, and was offering you a free ride home from school.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Not only was my raise not fatty, it was low carb. as well.

 

[snickerd3]

what's a raise?  haven't seen one of those in a couple years

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

lol @ Guest Dexman...

 

[Supe]

I got a $15 spot bonus as part of our new rewards program.

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

Cleveland is considering to raise the min wage to $15, so I'll be making over $30k next year! Fatty Money!

 

[snickerd3]

yeah too bad the equivalent bump for professional salaries isn't going to happen with a bump in min wage

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

This ^

 

[matt267 PE]

yeah too bad the equivalent bump for professional salaries isn't going to happen with a bump in min wage

Nope, that's not going to happen, but this is: http://fusion.net/story/302781/wendys-self-service-kiosks-fast-food-automation/

Idiots didn't see this coming did they. Now my daughter is going to have a harder time getting her first job when she's in high school. 

 

[snickerd3]

fast food places here don't hire teenagers...they are all middle age or older

 

[matt267 PE]

fast food places here don't hire teenagers...they are all middle age or older

There's a mix of age groups in my area. But non of them deserve $15/hr.

 

[Road Guy]

you wont be getting a bump you'll be getting a DIP!