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Before the mafia kills me, I'm going to place a vote that could change if I survive in the morning.
[SIZE= 12.6px]@JayKay PE[/SIZE], current vote is for @LyceeFruit

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Real question is, are you part of the lucky feds that gets a CAC card?? If yes, it comes in handy a lot 
Wait.  Is that the card with the chippy-chip?  We call them PIV cards where I am, but it's a smart card, so idk.  I just try not to lose it and my key of power.

 
Having found the cheater, good humor returns to the competition.  @RBHeadge PE keeps giving out immunity passes to people who can no longer use them, and @Audi driver, P.E. has recovered from the disastrous mouthful of Garbage Plate.  It had passed like a brick, and they were still tender in numerous unmentionable places, but they were now sipping slowly from a cup of tea as the next round was underway.

It was rumored someone saw @ChebyshevII PE take a bite of @blybrook PE’s espresso martini tiramisu, which called for celebrations, but it was unable to be confirmed since the production crew fell on anything that left the judges table.

It’s actually someone who works in the makeup trailer who finds @blybrook PE next morning before the next round of filming.  They were running late, their child wouldn’t get up for the bus this morning, so they’re all alone at the staff breakfast buffet.  Noticing the weird way the tablecloth is laying, they give it a tug.  When this makes the surface seem to slide to the side, actually causing a plate of danishes to wobble, they give it another firm pull.

Grunting in frustration at the table that just won’t lie right, and being exhausted by Jimmy's night-time bed wetting, they begin to remove plates from the buffet table.  Breakfast is almost over, and the caterers won’t mind if they start cleaning up.

As they remove the last plate it becomes apparent that a piece of plywood had been placed on top of some type of platform to raise the food around a foot.  Scoffing, sure this is the result of some harebrained carpenter on-set, they heave the plywood off the table so lunch can at least be on a level surface.

When they turn back, satisfied with a job well done, they find @blybrook PE.  Squeezed as if they had been under the humongous catering order for some time, their mouth is stuffed with soggy ladyfingers.  The liquid surrounding their body is a weird brownish red mixture smelling strongly of coffee and regrets.

The makeup artists sighs and wonders if she’ll get overtime for cleaning up this mess as well.

@blybrook PE was killed by the mafia last night.

The remaining players are:

@tj_PE@leggo PE, @NikR@LyceeFruit@txjennah PE@Ranger1316, and @MadamPirate

 

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