LyceeFruit PE
Woodchipped Voice of Reason
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- May 25, 2018
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Yeah it is, my friend had it after her AT thru hikeGiardia is nasty stuff. My neice had it for AGES.
Yeah it is, my friend had it after her AT thru hikeGiardia is nasty stuff. My neice had it for AGES.
quoting bc i can't ever find thisDisaster strikes during the brownie round.
A faulty Pyrex, no longer made of borosilicate and instead the still highly suspect soda-lime, explodes when @ChaosMuppetPE takes their...questionable brownies out of the oven. Luckily, their eyes are closed when they toss the dish to the side, preventing them losing their vision, but not everyone is so lucky from the subsequent spray of hot glass shards mixed with molten chocolate .
A cameraman groans as they limply drape their arms over a huge piece of glass sticking out of their side. A huge vat of whipped cream topping has been knocked over during the event, making the floor a slippery mess, and someone is attempting to wipe up the light pink-tinted foam. The judges look slightly queasy, but don't move from their perches. God knows what would happen to their image, and the competition paycheck, if they didn't anything outside their contract?
'Medic! MEDIC!' Someone yells, only to groan when the movement causes the tear in the corner of their mouth to open further towards their ear. Blood fountains down towards their chin as they clamp their hand over the flesh that is barely holding together by bits of skin, the motion causing their tongue to push against their hand in a futile attempt to escape. A garbled sound produces globs of spittle, which causes the remaining chefs to cover their bakes in an attempt to prevent cross-contamination.
They did not prevent cross-contamination.
There is an awkward pause until the director pipes up, "Where is @squaretaper PE? This was part of their contract to actually respond to an emergency when a real emergency happened!"
As one, everyone turns to the epicenter of the bakeware explosion.
Tiny-pinpricks of light cover @squaretaper PE, almost looking like edible glitter under the high-powered studio lighting. They had landed on their side, slumped over, and a pool of blood slowly begins to form from the multiple slivers that had occurred all over their body. Vacant eyes stare forward and nobody wants to look too closely to see if those are tears or shards of glass rimming their eyes.
"Wait, one of the bakers was the on-site medic? That doesn't...seem very well planned?" @ChebyshevII PE questioned from their stool, tilting back in an attempt to prevent the pool of blood from touching their loafers that were gifted to them by someone ultra-famous that they couldn't say outside of DMs.
@RBHeadge PE shrugs, "I heard it was a budget matter." @RBHeadge PE knew a lot about budgets. They were quite smart in running their brand in most major cities around the world. There was even a rumor they could convert currency and somehow always had the right exchange rate.
"What?"
"It was so they could pay us more to come watch this debacle." @Audi driver, P.E. drawls, tapping the tabletop so the intern assigned to the judges could refill their glass with a refreshing prosecco. Drinking was the only thing that made this whole thing worthwhile. That and the free hotel.
"Oh. In that case, perfectly acceptable," @ChebyshevII PE responds, flipping out their phone so they can take a picture of their smiling reflection in a pool of blood with an artfully placed slice of devil's food cake within the frame.
#dying4aslice
@squaretaper PE was the doctor
The remaining players are:
@tj_PE, @leggo PE, @blybrook PE, @chart94, @NikR, @LyceeFruit, @txjennah PE, @Ranger1316, @ChaosMuppetPE, and @MadamPirate
The final vote was:
5 @squaretaper PE
4 @ChaosMuppetPE
1 @Ranger1316
1 @MadamPirate
This is gold. I nominate @JayKay PE for a Booker Prize.Disaster strikes during the brownie round.
A faulty Pyrex, no longer made of borosilicate and instead the still highly suspect soda-lime, explodes when @ChaosMuppetPE takes their...questionable brownies out of the oven. Luckily, their eyes are closed when they toss the dish to the side, preventing them losing their vision, but not everyone is so lucky from the subsequent spray of hot glass shards mixed with molten chocolate .
A cameraman groans as they limply drape their arms over a huge piece of glass sticking out of their side. A huge vat of whipped cream topping has been knocked over during the event, making the floor a slippery mess, and someone is attempting to wipe up the light pink-tinted foam. The judges look slightly queasy, but don't move from their perches. God knows what would happen to their image, and the competition paycheck, if they didn't anything outside their contract?
'Medic! MEDIC!' Someone yells, only to groan when the movement causes the tear in the corner of their mouth to open further towards their ear. Blood fountains down towards their chin as they clamp their hand over the flesh that is barely holding together by bits of skin, the motion causing their tongue to push against their hand in a futile attempt to escape. A garbled sound produces globs of spittle, which causes the remaining chefs to cover their bakes in an attempt to prevent cross-contamination.
They did not prevent cross-contamination.
There is an awkward pause until the director pipes up, "Where is @squaretaper PE? This was part of their contract to actually respond to an emergency when a real emergency happened!"
As one, everyone turns to the epicenter of the bakeware explosion.
Tiny-pinpricks of light cover @squaretaper PE, almost looking like edible glitter under the high-powered studio lighting. They had landed on their side, slumped over, and a pool of blood slowly begins to form from the multiple slivers that had occurred all over their body. Vacant eyes stare forward and nobody wants to look too closely to see if those are tears or shards of glass rimming their eyes.
"Wait, one of the bakers was the on-site medic? That doesn't...seem very well planned?" @ChebyshevII PE questioned from their stool, tilting back in an attempt to prevent the pool of blood from touching their loafers that were gifted to them by someone ultra-famous that they couldn't say outside of DMs.
@RBHeadge PE shrugs, "I heard it was a budget matter." @RBHeadge PE knew a lot about budgets. They were quite smart in running their brand in most major cities around the world. There was even a rumor they could convert currency and somehow always had the right exchange rate.
"What?"
"It was so they could pay us more to come watch this debacle." @Audi driver, P.E. drawls, tapping the tabletop so the intern assigned to the judges could refill their glass with a refreshing prosecco. Drinking was the only thing that made this whole thing worthwhile. That and the free hotel.
"Oh. In that case, perfectly acceptable," @ChebyshevII PE responds, flipping out their phone so they can take a picture of their smiling reflection in a pool of blood with an artfully placed slice of devil's food cake within the frame.
#dying4aslice
@squaretaper PE was the doctor
The remaining players are:
@tj_PE, @leggo PE, @blybrook PE, @chart94, @NikR, @LyceeFruit, @txjennah PE, @Ranger1316, @ChaosMuppetPE, and @MadamPirate
The final vote was:
5 @squaretaper PE
4 @ChaosMuppetPE
1 @Ranger1316
1 @MadamPirate
Dunno, I was last and was forced to do so as a survival tactic.
there's a limit on giving reactions?!APPARENTLY I'VE ALREADY HAD TOO MANY REACTIONS TODAY?!??????
I feel like I've been limited before but I don't remember the reasonthere's a limit on giving reactions?!
Think of it this way: it's two less PM threads that you need to read everyday. And you can prewrite the nightkill narrative as soon as mafia send you their choice.As someone attempting to mod this: Yes.
I only felt that way in the later rounds. The vote the first day or two is usually based on random chance so I don't fault anyone per se. Unless the townies start doing some major inferential reasoning or social engineering, they're going to be limited to random guesses for the rest of the game. They've got an uphill battle. My guess is that they'll eventually get one right. The mafia has it super easy the rest of the game. They just need to avoid unforced errors.I remember looking at that piece of paper after every vote and thinking "what are y'all doing". I feel ya.
Yeah, you spent a lot recc'ing @ChaosMuppetPE when he tagged @Audi driver, P.E. in like 27 posts.APPARENTLY I'VE ALREADY HAD TOO MANY REACTIONS TODAY?!??????
I'm so tired by the time I write the regular lynching that I just go to bed. Unfortunately, I've had early meetings the last couple of days so I've been unable to hit these stories.Think of it this way: it's two less PM threads that you need to read everyday. And you can prewrite the nightkill narrative as soon as mafia send you their choice.
RL TJ IS NOT THE SAME AS STORY-TIME TJ. WE'VE GONE OVER THIS MULTIPLE TIMES WITH THE BEDAZZLED KETTLEBELL AND EXPENSIVE SUNGLASSES.ALSO I HATE GIN THIS IS ALL A LIE!
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