Eww, dog jerky sounds terrible. I’ll take beef, tyvmI'm definitely not mafia. I make no promises about how jerky I am.
TBH, that's the first time anyone has ever called me normal. I'm flattered.It is now 6:00 pm PST.
3 folks have voted for @ChaosMuppetPE, 2 people voted for @RBHeadge PE. (1 of which slid in at the LAST MOMENT)
A large loosely organized mob marches up to @ChaosMuppetPE's house, and demands he show himself. He is caught attempting to climb out the window, terrified of the torches and oh-so-very-pointy toothpicks they wave in his direction.
He is promptly stabbed to death. No evidence is found on his dead body.
He was a normal townsperson.
Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B1ZQcbSvdU (Jerk it out).
I think I'm a coyote. Open to other ideas though.Eww, dog jerky sounds terrible. I’ll take beef, tyvm
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