Greetings from next week. I have some pretty amazing college football upsets to share with you, but shhh, don't tell anybody. And NO GAMBLING with this secret future knowledge. That means you Biff!
#1 Alabama crushed Missouri and are on their way to the Final Four.
After 60 minutes of pathetic sissy-slapping each other, #2 Oregon finally put more points up than #7 Arizona and is on the way to the finals.
#5 TCU got surprised by an unranked Iowa State and almost threw away the game, but they squeaked by with a pathetic 7-3 victory, which is embarassing for everyone.
A shaken up #6 Ohio State lost to an overrated #10 Wisconsin, 13-9.
#7 Baylor loses to Kansas State, 19-11, proving that their entire season was just a fluke and they're presently hopping their way back to Texas, bumping their sad little butts along the way.
The other teams in the top tiers performed exactly as expected.
Except for one.
Georgia Tech crushes Florida State 56-0 to secure the ACC title ... AND, faced with an overwhelming plurality of overrated teams in the upper echelons, the BCS machine is forced to offer the outstanding Georgia Tech an invitation to the final four.
Jackets win! Jackets win again! National Champs.