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[Capt Worley PE]

 

[Chucktown PE]

For some reason Jack decided to paint his fingernails this morning, burn the shit out of his hand on a hot iron skillet, and fry up a delicious meal of succulent bacon for his stoned wife, Susan.

 

[kevo_55]

Susan or bacon? What will Jack choose?

 

[snickerd3]

Sorry, I'm a vegetarian.

 

[Ble_PE]

Don't worry, you'll get the sausage after you finish the bacon.

 

[snickerd3]

The brawny paper towel guy wants his shirt back.

 

[cement]

makin bacon?

 

[TouchDown]

That bitch is eye'in my bacon... She's going to try to eat some of it I know. Good thing I can knock her out with this iron skillet to protect the true love of my life. Mmmmmmm. Bacon.

 

[snickerd3]

I'll take mine extra crispy.

 

[Sschell]

see... I win the bet, I can pick up bacon with a grill fork... now you have to sing to it.

 

[MA_PE]

Damn. this weber grill cooks some fine bacon, don't it honey?

 

[Sschell]

...and so that's when I invented the two button shirt... wait... WTF is that on your arm?

 

[Supe]

Do you smell that, honey? That's the smell of Wilford Brimley sneaking up behind you.

 

[Dleg]

Cat: The other, other white meat.

 

[Dexman PE]

Here honey, try on your new bacon bikini...

 

[DVINNY]

I love a woman that smells like bacon....

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

I pushed the button on the men's room hand dryer, and look what came out!

 

[Sschell]

if you don't shut your yap Im going to shove this up your...

 

[snickerd3]

ah, the smell of bacon in the afternoon. Positively mindnumbing.

 

[Sschell]

day 53 of the all bacon diet... its still delicious... I and I no longer feel pain in my left hand.