President Obama, seen here with a lead CIA scientist, is pleased with the performance of the Felchmaster 4000 device, and is set to immediately implement it in the interrogation of war criminals in Guantanamo Bay.
"Henry's invention proved the Who's tree decorating gun was not fiction, and surprised everyone in attendance by ending the spectacle with a star on top."
"Holy **** kid, you just put a gigantic hole in President Washington's first commisioned portrait... that's gonna get you way worse than no x-box for a week!"