April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Should I eat lunch earlier than 11:30?  Or should I eat the oatmeal creme pie?

 

[JayKay PE]

Got distracted and pulled into another project.  I swear, they're setting little traps around the office waiting for me to stumble into them.  Very old-school Looney Toons.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

way too busy at the office today

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

way too busy at the office today

As am I, yet here we are...

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Now I am getting hungry again. 

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I have to take a short sanity break every so often. Things are just piling up and the meeting schedule is backloaded.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

MY CALENDAR SAYS:  YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE SCHEDULED TODAY.   

Tomorrow on the other hand, blegh.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Schedule means nothing to me on most days...I get pulled in so many directions at random at times a calendar seems pointless.

Fortunately today is not one of those days, I just have a small set of tasks I must focus on

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Schedule means nothing to me on most days...I get pulled in so many directions at random at times a calendar seems pointless.

Fortunately today is not one of those days, I just have a small set of tasks I must focus on

Tell that to the people who keep scheduling me in conference calls!

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Perk of working a new job: no one knows you well enough to invite you to every meeting.

Con: when the process engineer says he has no idea (after questioning him on some items), and you don’t know him well enough to know if this is a really bad thing!?!!!

 

[RBHeadge PE]

ask a vet?

 

[Kevo_303 P.E.]

SPam

 

[leggo PE]

Spam!

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

ask a vet?

My cat is sick, what should I do?

 

[Kevo_303 P.E.]

Spam?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Spam?

Tried it. She threw it right back up.

 

[preeb]

Spam!

 

[JayKay PE]

I really want garlic bread right now.

Also, I kinda finished one project item, but there appears to be 4-more than have jumped on my list after I reviewed 2 emails.  I do not know how this math works.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Also, I kinda finished one project item, but there appears to be 4-more than have jumped on my list after I reviewed 2 emails.  I do not know how this math works.

Sounds like software engineering. Fix one bug, gain 799 more

 

[RBHeadge PE]

ughh, this next meeting is gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuck!

No one will have reviewed the material ahead of time. They're going to hate the content, or rather hate that their BS ideas were removed or neutralized. We'll fight, we'll pretend to come to resolution, and then they'll do their own thing tomorrow in front of the users and challenge me to call them out on it.

fun times