April 2018 15K SPAM thread

[Ble_PE]

Need more coffee.

 

[matt267 PE]

Wait.  Is that hockey?  Isn't that like lacrosse?

Lacrosse? does anyone even play lacrosse after college? 

 

[Road Guy]

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Busy day today.  Going to get nothing done.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Cranes.  Hey look, they are building a bridge outside of my office!

 

[ruggercsc]

Cranes.  Hey look, they are building a bridge outside of my office!

I see four tower cranes looking out the window to the my left.  There will be more when they start the new building across the street where there was a strip club until they had to move.

The strippers had a protest last year when they had AR15's in the parking lot.  They were protesting that it was easier to get an AR15 than it is get a license to be an adult entertainer. 

EDIT: TOP

 

[Master slacker]

It's FRIDAY!

 

[Master slacker]

It's FRIDAY!

 

[Master slacker]

It's FRIDAY!

 

[knight1fox3]

Thursday spam in Orlando.

 

[P-E]

Coffee sounds like a good idea

 

[Ble_PE]

It's FRIDAY!

You sir can kiss my rosy red ***!

https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/why-dont-you-kiss-my-rosy-red-***-mahoney.png

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

I see four tower cranes looking out the window to the my left.  There will be more when they start the new building across the street where there was a strip club until they had to move.

The strippers had a protest last year when they had AR15's in the parking lot.  They were protesting that it was easier to get an AR15 than it is get a license to be an adult entertainer. 

EDIT: TOP

No strippers, just another bridge. And I really can't see the bridge, there is a tree in the way.  But there are BRIDGE GIRDERS on my drive home, so that is exciting.   My 11 year old makes fun of me for being excited about BRIDGE GIRDERS.  Which is why it is in all caps, apparently that is how I say it.  

 

[ruggercsc]

No strippers, just another bridge. And I really can't see the bridge, there is a tree in the way.  But there are BRIDGE GIRDERS on my drive home, so that is exciting.   My 11 year old makes fun of me for being excited about BRIDGE GIRDERS.  Which is why it is in all caps, apparently that is how I say it.  

Only an engineer can appreciate  girders and tower cranes over strippers.

 

[Voomie]

Only an engineer can appreciate  girders and tower cranes over strippers.

Because a calendars in your office featuring girder pictures doesn't earn you a meeting with HR.

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[ruggercsc]

Because a calendars in your office featuring girder pictures doesn't earn you a meeting with HR.

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Well stated.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Because a calendars in your office featuring girder pictures doesn't earn you a meeting with HR.

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Truth.  And there have been enough meetings with HR here lately. So much office drama.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Only an engineer can appreciate  girders and tower cranes over strippers.

Eh, lady strippers aren't really my thing anyway.  Plus male strippers are... nevermind. That statement was going to go downhill fast.

 

[ruggercsc]

Eh, lady strippers aren't really my thing anyway.  Plus male strippers are... nevermind. That statement was going to go downhill fast.

Let's change the subject before we get banned.

How is the weather there?

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Lovely.  It was low 70's the other day, and hovering in the mid-high 60's today.  You?