April 2016 Spamfest Thread

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Anyone know Poisson's ratio for unobtainium?

v(babe attraction)=E1(Car Type)/E2(minivan)

If E1=E2.....well you are kinda screwed

 

[envirotex]

Friday

 

[scatsob]

Weduesday

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

is it over yet?

 

[scatsob]

I heard they are releasing results for the October 2016 test last week.

 

[matt267 PE]

is it over yet?

 

[thekzieg]

I finally learned how coffee works. 

 

[matt267 PE]

I enjoy the effects of booze over the effects of coffee.

 

[thekzieg]

But coffee doesn't get you fired from work as quickly. 

 

[csb]

Up **** creek motor court motel

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Fairly sure there was one of these on the Vegas Strip back in the day. It was a Holiday Inn with a fake amusement park on top. 

 

[JalapenoScott]

Fairly sure there was one of these on the Vegas Strip back in the day. It was a Holiday Inn with a fake amusement park on top. 

Not sure which is creepier 

 

[Haritha]

Einstein's theory of relativity proved right again this exam season. Even doing dishes and laundry was so much fun to get away from text books some time.

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[matt267 PE]

^yup.

Hopefully you passed so you can go back to hating housework.  

 

[Haritha]

Oh it doesn't take too long to get back to hating that stuff... - right after the exam I do hope I pass.

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[Supe]

 

[akwooly]

I have to knock some heads this morning, the junior engineers did make coffee.

 

[csb]

Our office ******* about coffee every f-ing day. I don't drink coffee, so I don't understand how many ways there are to complain about coffee. 

 

[Haritha]

Grumpy cat - awww she is so cute

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[Sapper PE LS]

Annnnnddddddd..... I broke the seal.

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

We went with the K-cup coffee machine. No more arguments.