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For sale: one slightly used padded cooler. Perfect size for holding a small bottle of scotch and a Tupperware dish full of ramen. Slightly stained with tears and dirt from being dragged through the mud on field visits to study stormwater runoff (the hardest of the engineering disciplines). Holds...

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Political Poll Phone Calls: So I got my second one. The first one, I simply declined, because I was a little pissed that they somehow got my cell-phone number, and I don't like to be disturbed when I'm sitting in traffic focusing on my own misery, so I declined their offer to express my...

Happy Chernobyl Remembrance Day!  April 26th, 1986. It was 30 years ago today that the one drunk Russian Reactor Operator said to the other drunk Russian Reactor Operator, " Hey comrade, hold my vodka and watch this!  I take all protection off unit and make sparkler.  HAHAHAHA....." (fwooom)...

In light of the recent revelations of multiple man-crushes in EB land, I think it's time to assemble the Ultimate EB.com man. Using all of our combines awesomeness, I'm pretty sure we can assemble: THE MOST INTERESTING EB.MAN IN THE WORLD! I'll start: 1. Owns car that runs 150+ and looks...

Just say no to drugs kids ... and say no to that extra plate of donuts backstage, and the pizza, the french fries, tortilla chips, burritos, M&M's, Clark bars, double-cheeseburgers, late-night Krystal twenty-packs, onion rings, hot dogs, barbecue ribs, the fruit platter... no wait, say yes...

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/woman-accused-of-assaulting-man-with-her-breasts-o/nkZNN/ Woman accused of assaulting man with her breasts outside gas station 6:26 p.m. Wednesday, March 18, 2015 | Filed in: Local News Story Highlights It all started when a woman got out of line inside an...

[EDIT: For the uninitiated, that's the wife of the new incoming Secretary of Defense]

Yo bub, did you know where Osama was all along?

The BIMBO award is given for the dumbest public comment that causes the listener to believe exactly the opposite of what is said. It was created by Merrie Spaeth, former Director of Media Relations for President Reagan at the White House, memorializing the protest of a young lady whose tryst...

"Ah yes, look here, you can see what will be left in Social Security when you reach retirement age."

The reason I say "This is Stupid" is because the kid invented a FREAKING CANCER DETECTOR! That $75,000 prize just became couch money to him. (as in "How much money falls out of your couch when you shake it"). http://www.societyforscience.org/isef/

YAY!

If you're like me and own a PE stamp, but don't use it regularly in the course of business, today is your day. Take your stamp, seal, or embosser out of the drawer and exercise it. Let us know how it goes. My own stamp was ready for action, slid easily out of the case, and opened up it's...

You need a 3D printer. It creates product prototypes from CAD by layering a binding agent (er, "glue") onto a substrate (er, "powder"). Amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZboxMsSz5Aw

http://chandra.si.edu/chronicle/0211/promises/ I thought this was a pretty impressive list of accomplishments from the orbital X-ray observatory, especially the study of accreting things and exploding things. Not quite as impressive as Andre Agassi's list of accomplishments (1. Won Wimbledon...

So Junior had a birthday last week and, at 4:00 in the afternoon with no present in sight, in desperation I went online at Target.com and looked up "Cool Gifts for Teens and Tweens." Up came the Apisphere Geomate Jr., a GPS device wtih 250,000 preprogrammed geo-cache sites that got excellent...

From a headhunter, if there are any P&C Engineers looking for opportunities: ----------------------------------------- Mr. Wolverine, [paraphasing ] [You are so utterly and totally awesome.] Thank you so much for any assistance in this matter. I realize that you [are a ferocious and...