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A place to post your DALL-E mini images. A PE-ness tip for you: use body parts in your descriptions and you can get some pretty nice results.

Mine is huge.

Sex math is all wrong. 69 should really be 15. Think about it: we're talking a 6 pressed up against a 9. That's 6+9, NOT 69. So in other words, 15.

Ughhh.... there's been a terrible smell in my office recently. It's hard to describe, so let's just say it's "terrible". My co-workers have been blaming me for it. Can you believe that - ME??? Give me a freaking break! The guy behind me is clearly nuts. I wouldn't put it past him at all...

Well folks, I came out of my hole this morning and guess what: I saw my shadow! Does anyone have any idea what this might mean?

It's that time of year again, when we all have to bundle up to keep from freezing, even including around our heads. Which brings me to the all-important question of this poll: turtleneck, or crew? Personally, I'm a crew. I've never even tried a turtleneck, and I'm not sure it's even an...

Here's a flashback from a simpler time. A Mother's Day Poem By: PE-ness, Grade 6 My Mom is the greatest. She is the best. She gave birth to me, and now I'm a pest. Some things start out smaller, but soon grow to size. With me it's so fast, I could poke out your eyes. Some mothers get...

I need some advice. I've got this client who has turned out to be a real asshole. Won't even let me in to start my job. Everything was fine at first. We got together in the front office, had a friendly chat, a few drinks, and finally agreed that I would go around the back of the facility to...

Not really. What can I say? I'm a dick.

I don't know about the rest of you, but the image of frying up a pan of genitals certainly gets my attention. (From this CDC website: http://www.cdc.gov/std/healthcomm/stdcom-db-focus.htm)

And who better to wish it, than me, PE-ness! :dancingnaughty: :multiplespotting: :bananadoggywow: :bananadoggywow: :bananadoggywow:

So it should go without saying that I have been growing some Sea Monkeys for a while. Well, a recent turn of events has me worried. One evening, I checked in on them and found that there were far fewer "swimmers" than there used to be, and in fact, there were a few of them lying dead in the...

So the other day I was at the doctor's office for a routine physical, when the doc says "hey PE-ness, have you ever had a prostate exam?" and I said "why, no, I haven't, why?" So he says "well you probably should, so let's do this thang" So here I am, thinking "just how bad could this...

Allright, so maybe this belongs under the manscaping thread, but I figured I'd post this as a separate story, a warning you might say. I went for several weeks with a painful, burning, irritated spot right below my left nostril. I thought maybe I had shaved it down too closely, but after a few...

I haven't used my "stamp" in several months, and to be honest, I didn't use it all that much before (shhh...!) and all of sudden, now that I need it, I find that it has run dry! It's one of those self-inking types, so there is no external source of stamping "liquid" available. I am guessing...

You may not believe this, but I had never heard the term "manscaping" before until recently. Not that I was unfamiliar with the practice, mind you, I had just never heard the term before. Discuss.

Well, I finally got to use my PE-ness this week, and I hate to say it, but there were problems. I had been so excited about using it. In fact, it's all I have been thinking about. For years. So I guess I might have been a little nervous when I was presented with the opportunity. Or maybe it...

Hi everone, I'm back! Funny things happened to me over the holidays, after obtaining my PE-ness. First, my boss and I got locked out of our usual office. I certainly don't understand why, and my boss's explanation makes no sense to me. All I know is we got there at our usual time and tried...